Thursday, April 20, 2006

Suri Cruise doesn't exist ...yet

"A source close to Holmes' family said: 'Suri has lots and lots of dark hair and big, blue eyes. She's going to be a beautiful baby.' "

She's going to be? They might be planning to put the kid through baby plastic surgery...but it sounds to me like they haven't yet chosen from their inter-galactic baby catalogue.

Further proof that nothing has come out of Katie's uterus:

"You couldn't hear anything coming from the room," said one hospital worker. "She may have been giving birth but she was as quiet as a mouse."


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Suri in Japanese = PickPocket
Suri in some Indian dialects = PointyNose

17 comments:

  1. Anonymous12:53 am

    Suri in Hebrew "Go away"

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  2. Anonymous1:31 am

    Suri in "Oklahoma" musical, "With the fringe on the top"

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  3. Anonymous1:52 am

    I like the image of the hospital workers listening at the door of the delivery room. That and the kids selling lemonade across the street from the Cruise mansion and the guy selling cigars makes me wonder, just for a minute, Who are the crazy ones again?

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  4. Anonymous2:45 am

    Suri in Estonian "died"

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  5. Anonymous4:40 am

    Wow anon 2:45
    I'm Estonian and didn't think of it! It sure is!

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  6. Anonymous5:15 am

    I'm Aslo Estonian, don't think that others wouldn't even look up what it means in Estonian. I mean it's not so well known

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  7. Well, lets face it, babies look weird when they're born. They got these cone shaped heads, they're purple and blotchy and their faces are scrunched up like old men. Then moms hold the babies and declare "isn't he beautiful!" and you're thinking... no aunt so and so... that baby looks like it is constructed entirely out of sausage. Maybe it's just honesty on their part. it'd be the first time LOL.

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  8. Seems the only sound to come from the delivery room was katie begging for drugs. This almost brings things full circle. Hubbard died with drugs in his body.

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  9. Anonymous8:11 am

    Helloooo! "Suri" is Los Angelonian for "Praise God I have rich parents because I'm going to need a fortune in therapy when I grow up."

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  10. I never saw Tom mentioned his kids with Nicole when he was married to her but now he's all "Baby,Baby,Baby". He's such a phony. Everytime he's got a movie out he manages to get his face everywhere.Except he doesn't have his old publicist to hide his L. Ron insanity.

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  11. Anonymous5:28 pm

    suri in Finnish means "s/he grieved"

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  12. haha...OMG...the name just gets worse and worse :)
    Yeah...I don't even think his old PR agent Pat Kingsley can save him now...
    love,
    elisa

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  13. Suri in Filipino roughly translates to English as "investigate; validate the existence of or viability of ___; check"

    Hehe, Suri Cruise must still be undergoing validation.

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  14. Anonymous4:34 pm

    "Suri" sounded funny until I thought on it...
    In Russian, it's close to the word "surik", meaning "red lead."
    Uhh no thanks.

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  15. Anonymous12:49 am

    10 bucks says: They wheeled her into the room, locked the door, removed the pillow, paid the 1 doctor allowed into the "private, silent birth” ooodles of $$ (after having him sign a confidentiality agreement), had a cocktail or too, and headed home with already birthed newborn (either by Kate earlier this year or some alien surrogate)…wait a minute 100 bucks

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  16. Anonymous10:40 am

    My cousin just had twin baby girls and was contacted by cruise's management to use her newborns for photos. I wasn't suppose to talk about this, I just find it such a travesty and deception to the public/

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  17. last anon...are you serious? you should sell this story!!!!
    love,
    elisa

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