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Friday, April 14, 2006
Which one is the pretty one?
Well, we know neither constitutes as pretty, but when did Ashlee become the skinny one? More prooft that cocaine is so much better than any gym/diet combo. I'm pretty sure they're still in Sydney...continuing to invade my territory.
As much as I can't stand them, I absolutely love Jessica's dress. Wonder who makes it, where she got it, if I can buy one like it on my non-movie star salary.
ashlee has gotten so much thinner! i mean she was always was thin, but this is just ridiculous. they almost remind me of the stepford wives in this pic.
I think Jessica stole my grandmothers tablecloth to make her dress. Ugh, Ashley is just as pathetic. It makes my skin crawl everytime i hear someone call Ashley simpson or avril lavigne rockstars.
Jessonification. thats all i have to say about what is going on here.
ReplyDeleteThey both tend to look a little too "Hollywierd" for me.
ReplyDeleteAs much as I can't stand them, I absolutely love Jessica's dress. Wonder who makes it, where she got it, if I can buy one like it on my non-movie star salary.
ReplyDeleteOh... two Barbie Simpson!!
ReplyDeleteThey are morphing into each other- all product of Dr. Evil Papa Joe
ReplyDeleteashlee has gotten so much thinner! i mean she was always was thin, but this is just ridiculous. they almost remind me of the stepford wives in this pic.
ReplyDeleteI think Jessica stole my grandmothers tablecloth to make her dress. Ugh, Ashley is just as pathetic. It makes my skin crawl everytime i hear someone call Ashley simpson or avril lavigne rockstars.
ReplyDeleteJess should have picked another dress and her hair is a too Dolly Pardonesque! I guess she didn't want to rain on her sis' parade..
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