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Wednesday, May 17, 2006
The Boring and the Beatle
So Nicole Kidman is officially why can't this woman find a heterosexual man?engaged...and Paul and Heather have busted up. Consider me completely and utterly elated and distraught respectively.
I don't feel sorry for Paul...c'mon...that's retarded not to get her to sign a pre-nup! His penis was in charge at the time I think. Cap'n...you should start a rival blog! So delightfully cruel...haha love, elisa
I fuckin hate that Heather chick. She's on my Fantasy Assasination List.
ReplyDeletePoor Paul -- worth around $1 billion and NO - that's right - NO pre-nup. She's gonna get Beatle money and for that I hate her.
ReplyDeleteIs Keith looking for lost change. And what happened to his thumbs...they're missing?
ReplyDeleteHeather may want a large settlement, but I don't think she'll get it. She doesn't have a leg to stand on.
ReplyDeleteI hate her too.
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell did she ever do to deserve $350 Million?!!! (what I heard on the radio that she'll get)
Nice one Cap'n.
ReplyDeleteI don't feel sorry for Paul...c'mon...that's retarded not to get her to sign a pre-nup! His penis was in charge at the time I think.
ReplyDeleteCap'n...you should start a rival blog! So delightfully cruel...haha
love,
elisa
It looks like NK is about to walk into something.
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