Thursday, May 04, 2006

Cruise hits the bottle...

He's drinking olive oil...I guess that's better than eating placenta. How else is a proud father the celebrate his daughter's first photo being worth $1m? I'd be a lot more relived if someone could confirm that there is a serious tranquiliser in that oil though.
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4 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:24 am

    Oil is good for digestion. I think Tom C demonstrates that artificial laxatives are harmful, whereas natural ones are just as disgusting.

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  2. Too bad it isn't arsenic.

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  3. Anonymous7:54 am

    Looks like he is practicing his oral talents....hmmm.....

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  4. Hey. I'm an American of Italian descent and even I don't do that.

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