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Friday, June 23, 2006
Tom Cruise is L Ron Hubbard!
Tom Cruise is looking hot as! I'm feeling his whole gettup...it's like late-night preacher meets P Diddy........meets crazy alien freak. He's totally preparing to be the real bride at Keith Urban's wedding.
I want to know where he's keeping Katie? Does he think we all care so much about photographing his baby that he has to keep it and Katie in a box somewhere? It's freaky. Every other celebrity who has given birth since Katie is out and about leading a normal life. Oh right, it's the normal thing that threw me off. Nevermind.
I want to know where he's keeping Katie? Does he think we all care so much about photographing his baby that he has to keep it and Katie in a box somewhere? It's freaky. Every other celebrity who has given birth since Katie is out and about leading a normal life. Oh right, it's the normal thing that threw me off. Nevermind.
ReplyDeleteI'll bet that white suit used to belong to Tattoo.
ReplyDeleteI want that Alien bombed off his earth!Eugh!
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