The blog and chronicles of the crashing bores we'd 'much rather kick in the eye'.
Tuesday, October 03, 2006
Poor Robo-Posh
...it was nearing midnight when the poor lass realised she was low on the 'revitalising human potion' she'd managed to procure from that lovely Dr Jekyll.
How can she look in the mirror and think that those things look good? Scary.
ReplyDelete[imagines celebs reaction to the word "fat"]
ReplyDeleteFat?? FAT?!!!!! Eeeeeek!!!! Get that shxt away from me!!!
[celeb shudders and walks away, bones clicking grotesquely against the sidewalk]