Monday, November 27, 2006

Make it stop

Paris Hilton's and Britney's PR people have gotten together to come up with a visual assault that seeks to eclipse all others before it. This is a train wreck...a train wreck somewhere remote where rescue efforts haven't yet been able to reach the location and bodies are starting to seriously decompose...so much so that even the vulchers vultures are steering clear. I present to you Parney...or Brilton. Whatever.

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9 comments:

  1. Anonymous12:13 am

    They are the razor blade in Un Chien Andalou.

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  2. I like cleavage as much as the next guy but my testicles just receded upon seeing Brit in that green dress.

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  3. Anonymous8:53 am

    Britney manages to accomplish the unimagineable, she makes Paris look like a class act.

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  4. Anonymous9:27 am

    she did not just hand her child over to that walking disease...*please* tell me she didn't...

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  5. Anonymous9:28 am

    heh heh p.j. - good call - I had nightmares for weeks after that scene.

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  6. Anonymous9:52 pm

    Did you mean 'vultures'?

    I reckon the green dress is pretty hot!

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  7. hi anon952,
    yes, I am indeed illiterate.
    thanks for the heads up :)
    love,
    elisa

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  8. Anonymous7:25 am

    holy shit! I never thought Paris would look classy!

    a.) nice try girls, but the well placed "virgin" sign behind your head in the first pic isn't fooling anyone!

    b.) in the third shot,what bodyguard in the WORLD let the creepy guy with the molestor mustache be photographed with these girls?

    c.) I don't even know what to mention about Brit Trash's Payless Shoes, Deb faux fur coat and dirty tee shirt!

    She needs a stylist PRONTO!

    Gretchers

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  9. Anonymous9:19 pm

    britzilla needs to put it on.

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