Paris Hilton's and Britney's PR people have gotten together to come up with a visual assault that seeks to eclipse all others before it. This is a train wreck...a train wreck somewhere remote where rescue efforts haven't yet been able to reach the location and bodies are starting to
seriously decompose...so much so that even the
vulchers vultures are steering clear. I present to you Parney...or Brilton. Whatever.

They are the razor blade in Un Chien Andalou.
ReplyDeleteI like cleavage as much as the next guy but my testicles just receded upon seeing Brit in that green dress.
ReplyDeleteBritney manages to accomplish the unimagineable, she makes Paris look like a class act.
ReplyDeleteshe did not just hand her child over to that walking disease...*please* tell me she didn't...
ReplyDeleteheh heh p.j. - good call - I had nightmares for weeks after that scene.
ReplyDeleteDid you mean 'vultures'?
ReplyDeleteI reckon the green dress is pretty hot!
hi anon952,
ReplyDeleteyes, I am indeed illiterate.
thanks for the heads up :)
love,
elisa
holy shit! I never thought Paris would look classy!
ReplyDeletea.) nice try girls, but the well placed "virgin" sign behind your head in the first pic isn't fooling anyone!
b.) in the third shot,what bodyguard in the WORLD let the creepy guy with the molestor mustache be photographed with these girls?
c.) I don't even know what to mention about Brit Trash's Payless Shoes, Deb faux fur coat and dirty tee shirt!
She needs a stylist PRONTO!
Gretchers
britzilla needs to put it on.
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