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Wednesday, November 29, 2006
These girls are like...totally innovative
Glasses = smart lookin'. Why didn't I think of that. This new bright young things are seriously turning my world upside down. Surely though, with all those smarts, things like underwear should not be forgotten?
I LOVE both of their glasses. I probably cannot afford them, however. Maybe Brit and Ho-Han should get sunglasses for their nether regions so they could protect them from dangerous UV rays from paparazzi flashes.
p.s. Check out Brit's earrings - probably cost more than what Fed-Ex will get in a divorce settlement.
is it just me or does anyone else think that britney looks like sally jesse raphael(sp?) in that picture? she could so pass for her daughter. also what's up w/ her redder-than-red chin? those 2 are just a mess.
I LOVE both of their glasses. I probably cannot afford them, however. Maybe Brit and Ho-Han should get sunglasses for their nether regions so they could protect them from dangerous UV rays from paparazzi flashes.
ReplyDeletep.s. Check out Brit's earrings - probably cost more than what Fed-Ex will get in a divorce settlement.
is it just me or does anyone else think that britney looks like sally jesse raphael(sp?) in that picture? she could so pass for her daughter. also what's up w/ her redder-than-red chin? those 2 are just a mess.
ReplyDeleteBritney just gave head to someone and the redness is from the guy's balls slapping on her chin.
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