US magazine hates Maniston more than I do

Wow...this story is so ridiculous it makes me feel sorry for Maniston...almost. US mag claims that when she:

sees pictures of baby Shiloh:
"she collapses in a heap, clutching her womb like she's been stabbed if she so much as passes a baby stroller on the street."

she deals with it by:
"throwing baby dolls into a bonfire on the beach behind her place in Malibu. It's creepy, but she says it makes her feel better for a few hours."

they further claim that:
"At least she's stopped watching 'Mr. & Mrs. Smith' over and over again, for days at a time without eating or sleeping. That just wasn't healthy."

someone over at US MAgazine has obviously had their XMAS fun?

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*update* I've been had. I'm a fool. This is fake...but still funny.