Did I miss something?

What's going on? Liz Hurley got married and she looks like she's just come out of a Pleasures ad. I thought there was going to a be a crazy Indian wedding on the cards where everyone from Posh to Elton John were upset because she was making everyone wear a pink sari, or something very complicated like that...

Are you telling me the tabloids concoceted the entire story? I need to lie down.

Congratulations in any case.