The blog and chronicles of the crashing bores we'd 'much rather kick in the eye'.
Sunday, August 26, 2007
Jordan has a new perfume out
How exciting. This has totally made my day. It's a beautiful blend of silicone, orange tan, with a touch of exotic aromas...and by exotic I mean the "exotic dancing" kind. It's guaranteed to make you pick up homosexual male Australian 'singers'.
Dang! Is that really a promotional photo? How very much it sucks... I'd almost pay money NOT to buy whatever feminine bug juice is being hawked just because of the hideousness of the photo. Pax, N.
She seems to be so famous and personable to lovers of the freaky and bizzare. More power to her having a willing audience paying well for her kind of strange. However it must suck to be her, squeezed into ill fitting clothes, hot and sweaty, or over exposed, made up like bozo.. back and feet aching, unable to relax or be herself.
Dang! Is that really a promotional photo? How very much it sucks...
ReplyDeleteI'd almost pay money NOT to buy whatever feminine bug juice is being hawked just because of the hideousness of the photo.
Pax,
N.
You forgot about the piquant layering of peroxide and dye...brilliant.
ReplyDeleteShe knows you can see almost anything with breasts. LOL.
ReplyDeleteGood to see you back.
LOLOL it looks like she took the photo in her bedroom!! LOL!!! Cue the poorly photoshopped ads...
ReplyDeleteOh Jordan, it amazes me she can wear pale colors at all!!!
WNELWEB has it right, "feminine bug juice" LOLOLOL!!!
It's a subtle mix of Charlie and canine pheremones...
~Nate. xxx
She seems to be so famous and personable to lovers of the freaky and bizzare. More power to her having a willing audience paying well for her kind of strange. However it must suck to be her, squeezed into ill fitting clothes, hot and sweaty, or over exposed, made up like bozo.. back and feet aching, unable to relax or be herself.
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