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Tuesday, October 02, 2007
A little too much for Monday...so I saved it for Tuesday
Hi guys, Sorry I was away last week. Work just became really, really crazy. In any case, I couldn't traumatise you with this on a Monday, so I thought I'd leave it for Tuesday. Sometimes, the beauty that is Cameron Diaz truly frightens me.
Wow, I'm not sure what scares me more- the fact her nose looks like it took several wrong turns, the dry yet zitty skin or the fact that girlfriend lost out on Justin T. Either way she has more issues than her lack of work of late. I wish I had her legs tho...
Glad to see you back, sweets. We missed your sardonic offerings!!
Wow, I'm not sure what scares me more- the fact her nose looks like it took several wrong turns, the dry yet zitty skin or the fact that girlfriend lost out on Justin T. Either way she has more issues than her lack of work of late. I wish I had her legs tho...
ReplyDeleteGlad to see you back, sweets. We missed your sardonic offerings!!
~Nate. xxx
WHAT...HAPPaaa to her?!!!
ReplyDeleteI theorize that it's too many drugz and too lil foodz. (No one looks like a male fetus naturally! Not even male feti.)
She's not aging well.
I can't wait til all the truth comes out about her like it has about Paris, Britney, Lindsay, et al.
Again with negative comments on someones looks. She look's beautiful. Put your picture up here and let's rip it apart.
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