Wake me up when it's over

Snoring couple are engaged. Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake. They're in Rome...but that's no Gregory Peck 'n Audrey.

Yum...mashed potatoes

Here we see Mash-Face Lopez pawning off some awful new signature scent. I wonder if it smells like essence of bangers and mash...hmmm. Or..maybe it just smells like transvestite sweat. Either way....make way for me - cos I'm getting 10 bottles!

What the hell is Tommy drinking?

Are the aliens in his system eating his "old man genes" or something. He's getting younger.

More Palin Train Wreck

FForward to 3:30. Hilarious!

It aint enough makeup until your lips are stuck together...

I present to you the beautiful Shauna Sand.

Elisita wants to look like Chrstie Brinkley when she's 54 as well

!!! Hot!



Also, there are 50-ish year olds and then there are 50-ish year olds...poor Linda Hamilton is like the perfect anti-smoking ad.

Someone put this sack of potatoes out of her misery

I doubt the creators of the Acropolis contemplated that it would one day be desecrated with this mash-face covered in chicken feathers...*rocks backwards and forwards awaiting the return of the model-only-era*

Travis Barker and DJ AM badly burned

Travis Barker and DJ AM are critically injured in a private Learjet crash in South Carolina that killed four people. They are being treated in a burn unit in Augusta. Barker sustained severe burns from the waist down. DJ AM suffered facial burns. Apparently with DJ AM, "More than 50 percent of his body is burned and the worst is on his face."

Oh man...this is awful. Best wishes guys!!!

Gwen and Gav continue to make the notion of family a romantic one

Just when I start to think that maybe the whole mum and dad two kids idea is overrated and impossible to sustain happily - I see Gwen and Gav...and I kind of start to think...maybe.

Someone gots tooth caps did

I know they all do. But in this case, I think chiclet teeth are a definite improvement for Julian McMahon - as he looked kind of gross with his old-man-Aussie-teeth [Australians in the readership - do you kind of know what I mean?]

Early 90s



Mid 2000s. [hot]

Saying Definition of the Day

Saying: Rode Hard and Put Away Wet
Definition: [below]



Poor Pam. I still love her though!

What do you do with a face like that?

Honestly...I don't know. It's not that it's ugly per se...it's just so damn large and odd. The red I have to say, is a mild improvement.

So this is what billions can get you...

An eating disorder, lovely skin, a penchant for nose candy, it- model BBFs and endless inebriated nights. Allegra and Moss party it up...and I hate to say it, but after the week I've had - I want to join.

Squinty gets Fuggy

Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. To everything the sleeves, the hair, the super-taut skin, the squint, the pout, the dress. Ugh. Renee is at the premiere of Appaloosa.

The Kookie Lovin' Feeling has gone

Tom and Holmbie at the premiere of her sad attempt at becoming a serious actress Broadway debut. Well...he hasn't exactly lost the kookie feeling - but their tender embraces have. Can we say extra-awkward?

I don't know who is worse...

Jocelyn Wildenstein or Amy Winehouse [below]....
Still thinking.

Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear oh dear

*sigh*. Happy Birthday Amy.

I never thought I'd say this...

but I think I've found someone more incompetent than the incumbent US president. Ms Sarah Palin...can we say...dumb and cuckoo?

Most PC weding video ever

...I bet you didn't know that gayelles only hold hands and cuddle. There's not even a kiss! Methinks we have a long way to go.

Elisita has a serious soft spot for Posh Spice

Ugh. This is awful. The skin is bad and her face a little too milky white compared with the ochre tones of the rest of her. But I still love her. And I hate that I love her. She's sporting the Farrow-do --> what in a few months it will all be credited to her.

Luckily she's posing next to Mash-Face Lopez...as she could make anyone look good next to her.

This....is the epitome of the 90s.

This was only taken 2 days ago at the DKNY party, buy Winona looks like she was plucked straight out of 1994. From the matte white foundation, to the haircut, to the black gettup with the necklace...
Is this the new retro? I'm freaked.

Uhh...Katy Perry can't sing

Girlfriend may be pretty, and a rather cool fashion sense...but she can't sing. She reminds me of that girl in karaoke who is really drunk, singing off key in a duet with you, and all you want her to do is pass out so you can finish the song by yourself. Not that that's ever happened to me...

Girlfriend should stick to plastering her rack.

I'll be honest...

...I love a bit of the boring Maniston from time to time...makes me feel better about myself.