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Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Yum...mashed potatoes
Here we see Mash-Face Lopez pawning off some awful new signature scent. I wonder if it smells like essence of bangers and mash...hmmm. Or..maybe it just smells like transvestite sweat. Either way....make way for me - cos I'm getting 10 bottles!
Devil's payment for one soul:
ReplyDeleteCareer in Hollywood (ymmv)
clothing line
perfume
reality tv show
recently she has looked like she's constantly on the verge of a sneeze. I wonder if she's allergic to her new smell.
ReplyDeleteI must admit a love for the Jlo Glow tho... sorry chicks and chickens but it smells nice- unlike her I am sure.
~Nate. xxx