Free Tom!!!

Tom: Hey Katie (*gasp*)...listen...I know I said I loved you and that you were magnificent...but you know...you know our...arrangment ...honey listen sometimes some people say things, that they don't mean...you know? You know.
Katie: (*blank smile*) Yes Tom darling...I know...I love you too.
Tom: Katie...no...I don't think you understand...(*squirm*)




Katie: I'm never going to let you go Tom. We're never going to be apart even for a second. I can't wait till we have children...let's call them Katie....and Tom (*giggle*) oh Tommy aren't I just so great at coming up with ideas? I know! And we're going to buy them cute little matching baby jumpsuits and be able to go to Scientology get-togethers as a family...and........(trails off...)



Tom: Jessica....JesSICA!!!! JESSICA!!!!!!!
Uhhhhh...I may have made a uhh...small tactical error...what do you know about rescinding contracts? Do you think it's too late to run a new auditions process? I'm still thinking Scarlett...or maybe even cute cracked-out Lindsay Lohan...maybe we can put her into the Narconon drug rehab or something...

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