Wednesday, June 15, 2005

Yes Master...Katie Holmes has a new 'Best Friend"

According to the NY Daily News, Katie Holmes has gone completley nuts. She now has a new Scientology 'best friend' codenamed Jessica Rodriguez (if you were CLEAR...like me...you would know she's called Alien #56 from the 20th Dimension) who both monitors and interrupts interviews for her Batmans Begins interviews...

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Tom is apparently paying this woman to "Keep Her On The Path"...Yes Katie...that's right.....on......the....path....my....precious......quick Jessica Rodriguez...get me some L-Ron Juice before she realises I'm just a small dwarf for whom the chewable viatmins aren't working all that well for!!!

Batman people should have just chosen some other crappy starlet for the Batman Role...this can hardly be good publicity for the film.

Thanks sleazyred :)

4 comments:

Clare said...

Pleasure.

Katie should also perhaps look into the fact her new BFF and boyfriend arent that well informed...

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/000996.html

Elisita said...

Yeah...he's totally off the planet...its evident even in his talk about Narconon...the drugs rehabilitation project..such a sham...it's basically a Scientology membership program...that involves saunas? To get the drug toxins out...such a sham!

realdebate said...

my goodness, she looks completely stoned.

Anonymous said...

mmm, you think that's why the shot was chosen real, as a joke....?