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"So here's what I'm hearing about that relationship. A
source VERY close to the deal is saying there's a contract. It's worth $5 million.
It's for five years. There will be no sex.
The deal was sealed June 7"
My blog is worth $27,097.92.
How much is your blog worth?
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What upsets me is that our generation is going to have to wait about forty years or so for the "My Story: The Tom Cruise/Mary-Kate Olsen/Britney Spears" tell-all biographies to come out.
So, is Tom paying Katie or Katie paying Tom?
Honestly, why can't they BOTH just go away.
wow you have to all read this story:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,160192,00.html
I was dumbfounded - mainly that a fox news story could be so well written.
this is hilarious (sorry obsessed)
http://www.sky.com/showbiz/article/0,,50001-1186222,00.html
I can't wait till they are all on E True Hollywood Story in about 15 years or so!
I'm not sure I believe this. Sure I think the relationship is phony but I think she can get a heck of a lot more money than $5 mill for 5 years. Katie may not be a superstar actress but she probably could get Alyssa Milano money if she went back to TV (especially with the WB) and that in the millions, not to mention she's just coming off of being the love interest in the #1 movie in America. Katie could make $5 mil. easy in 5 years - now $20 million (what Tom-tom makes a picture) for 5 years, on the other hand, I could believe.
And whats with the no-sex thing - she doesn't have to have whoopee with the guy but she has to discard the religion her parents brought up in and convert to Xenu worship? And there's probably a clause that she can't have any affairs on the side (because she could get caught and it would ruin Tom's "masculine" image) - which would mean she have to become a Clam, have her career dictated to her, have a "handler" and go without sex for 5 years (and this is only a 26-year old we're talking about)? I don't know about this.
I want to see their wedding night video...when do you think it will be in theaters?
I dont have your email so excuse me posting on your blog elisa.. but i thought you might get a kick out of some tshirts me and my friends made
http://www.cafepress.com/tomwantedme
hi
i found your blogger on another site
i think you're friggin hilarious and i'll probably bookmark your blog
i'm sorry that i have to comment anonymously but i don't have a blogger account....in case you're looking for any pictures for your blog celebweb.org is a great source
and i hate tom cruise and his scientology preaching, jailbait loving, crooked teeth having ways.
john
That fox story is totally bizzare. Usually I ignore anything fox says because I'm somewhat to the left of Karl Marx, but that story is too weird to pass up.
It sounds like either Tom and the scientologists strapped Katie into the Dianetics brainwashing machine, or they used the 16 days to grow a Katie Holmes pod person.
Yail Bloor
I think you are really hot.
I wish i lived in australia, although because i have never been there, i cant be too sure.
If i moved to australia, i would find you and marry you.
That would be cool.
Hey Everyone,
Thanks for all the links and (marriage proposal?) hahaha...yeah...I saw the fox article on katie's lost days on freekatie and thought it was hilarious...re: the Katie blacklisted articles...I'm guessing that even is she is blacklisted for a while...this has been the biggest boost to her career ever...and she'll still be famous after the divorce etc...it's hard to believe...but just a few weeks ago noone knew who on earth she was.
OH Jack...I have a feeling the sex clause is for Tom...not for Katie.
You guys are funny!
Love,
Elisa
WRAR WRAR!! TRASH TRASH!! cool site though i dont think thats what u meant by trash.... eh w/e
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