In one of our previous tips, we explained how you should wait until your ex-husband finds a more attractive woman with kids...and how to proceed. Now me move onto making sure you sue a couple of photographers, look really creepy/mannish on ALL magazine covers...oh! and don't forget to burn your wedding dress in a really over-the-top cheesy ceremony around the fire, making sure you invite all your boring, sychophantic friends.
Didn't she steal that from a Friends episode? If she was going to steal an idea from a show, she should have stole the one from Stella Got Her Groove Back and burn all of HIS possessions. Much more gratifying in my opinion!:)
ReplyDeleteI actually like jen but i think she has to move on. It has to suck big time when your husband dumps you for angelina jolie and starts a family with her and her children so fast and it is played out for the whole world but it has almost been a year since they split so she needs to quit dragging this whole storyline out in every interview. And if you are a movie star and don't wan't people to see you topless without airbrushing than don't go out to the swimming pool topless..it's not exactly rocket science
ReplyDeleteThis is totally indicative of the type of person she is: she could have sold that dress, made a ton of money, and donated it to charity. AJ probably would have.
ReplyDeleteI never saw "How Stella got Her Groove Back" but I do love how the woman in "Waiting to Exhale" got back at her cheating husband. She burned all his clothes and then had a giant yard sale and sold all his possessions, including his car, for a buck a piece. Now that's revenge!
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