Friday, January 13, 2006
Lauren Holly undertakes her rite of passage
Remember Lauren Holly?!?...yeah, me neither actually...you all know that's not true...but I'm guessing she's realised that the only way a C-lister can gracefully enter the official D-list...is with a serious pair of saggy, oversized breasts. I'm guessing she's carefully analysed the spectacular way pros like Tara, Mariah, and Hunter have achieved things. These inspirational women, with whom Lauren can now be associated with, know what has to be done in order to make dreams a beautiful reality.
Voila!
ReplyDeleteExhibit A: a decent, not-so-very-much-interesting young actress, with fine facial features.
Exhibit B: a not-so-very-much-interesting somehow young actress with look-at me-am-I-looking-great facial features (and by *me* she means her expensive or not-so-expensive new accesories)
It happens all the time.
Celebrities makes us worhsip and admire what Nature has given us.
BTW: are you sure these are the same person? Eyes are different, too.
ReplyDeleteIf she needs some help holding them up, I can lend a hand. Two hands, even.
ReplyDeleteWOWZAS! THOSE ARE SOME HORRIFIC GAZONGAS!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteyup...I'm sure it's the same person franci :)
ReplyDeletelove,
elisa
Oh lord not another one.
ReplyDeleteShe looked better before!
What a stupid idiot.
ReplyDeleteSo is Lauren Holly.
Um, has anyong noticed her tooth in the last picture?? What's up with that. She looks like Jim Carrey in 'Dumb and Dumber'.
ReplyDeleteYuck. She looked classy before ...
ReplyDeleteAnother one bites the dust
Holy Moses. Her stylist (or whoever let her out of the house like that) should be shot.
ReplyDeleteWow, pretty scary. That makes my back hurt.
ReplyDeletei guess it's just me but i think her tits look great now.
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell is wrong with her tooth in the 2nd picture. But holy hell those are some huge tatas!
ReplyDeleteAAAAGH! They are coming right through the screen! When you're old enough to realize that, yes, things do eventually sag, WHY would you get GIGANTIC boobs that you know are going to be shuffling along on the ground in a few years? WHY? She used to be cute! Aging gracefully does not translate to becoming a transvestite flotation device to draw attention from your advancing years.
ReplyDeletelordy... on what planet does that look sexy?
ReplyDeleteI could understand going a little bigger but DAMN that's horrible. Her eyes are the same btw, green.
ReplyDeleteHer boobs look awful....but WTF, did she chip a tooth, too?
ReplyDeletemaybe she got them so people won't notice her nasty half tooth as much
ReplyDeletewhat is with celebrities and bras? they aren't that expensive. and, her tooth with that hair, she looks like a country bumpkin. no offense to country bumpkins.
ReplyDeleteEw at those disproportioned boobs!
ReplyDeletesimply awesome
ReplyDeleteLike other people have said, the tooth is more bothersome then the lack of support for the boobs.
ReplyDeleteummm...I want to pork those saggy tits!!
ReplyDeletePersonally she looks pretty good:
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