Truth, Beauty, Love, and Elisa.: Mariah greets your working week

Monday, September 19, 2005

Mariah greets your working week

Our favourite beautiful ~~bulldog~~ singer greets you all this Monday and wishes you a wonderful week. Who knew diamantes, silicone, and bad peroxide could look this good?

The sage's advice for this week while she's in Barbados?

Steal your favourite pornstars' outfit, and relax with your favourite tipple on a random beach

(credit)

16 comments:

Elisita said...: haha...Mariah could turn any man off big boobs for life :)
love,
elisa; 11:59 pm
Anonymous said...: why would somebody do that to themself?; 12:18 am
Anonymous said...: The brown thing makes her look like she has four boobs.; 1:22 am
Anonymous said...: She needs to keep those things on a leash! They're running all over the yard.; 2:18 am
Anonymous said...: Although her upper arms imply a medium-sized woman, (I mean, it is clear that she's not a twig, so obviously she has to have at least B-cups) her boobs look so fake...; 4:30 am
Anonymous said...: She may have great big boobs now, but wait 'til she's 80 and she's kicking them along on the ground as she shuffles down the street, all hunched over from hoisting 30lbs. of silicone around for 50 yrs. Isn't that a great visual?; 7:57 am
Jack B. said...: Was her chest always that pronounced. I could have sworn she had average sized breasts when she first started out (and wasn't a complete headcase).; 8:05 am
Anonymous said...: I think awfulplasticsurgery.com has some of those photos in their archive that show the "old" Mariah from the early 1990's. She is almost petite, sometimes I think that some sort of body stealing alien stumbled into her apartment, ate Mariah and then assumed her identity at twice the size she was before.

She looked almost like a completely different person, like the 14 year-old mousey looking brown haired Paris Hilton.

Mariah looks like she is trying to give Jordan a run for her money in the largest breasts in the northern hemisphere competition.

Yail Bloor; 9:41 am
Anonymous said...: I can't imagine Mariah at 50. Her fake boobs would definitely sag far lower down her waist.; 9:19 pm
Unknown said...: EEEEEEEEEKS!

I shall now proceed to wash my eyes with Turpentine.; 10:18 pm
Elisita said...: haha...I agree with you Yail...but you know you've hit a bad place when you start to look like Jordan...and look much worse than the original...plus...I think Jordan knows she looks strange...I think Mariah thinks she looks great!
love,
elisa; 12:47 am
Elisita said...: he APrincess...I like how you always defend Mariah...it's comforting :)
love,
elisa; 11:44 am
Elisita said...: awww,...thanks APrincess :)
love,
elisa; 9:13 pm
Penny Woods said...: Petite? The woman's 5'9"!; 7:28 am
Anonymous said...: OH MY GOD! I THINK SHE HAS TOO MANY GOLD LOOK, THATS SO CHEAP LOOKING!!; 8:15 am
Anonymous said...: EXCUSE ME ..... MARIAH CAREY!! How Dare You! she is one of the most talented singers i have ever heard so either your deaf or jealous of her talent, and you getting at her sense of dress and so on your ridiculous. She has millions of fans and im one of them, she wins awards because shes talented 'duh!!!' there is not one thing wrong with the way she looks, i think she is one of the most attractive woman in her region of work. Your all ridiculous she is an amazing person and i think shes extremely talented, if you dont like her style or kind of music then dont look or listen to it for christ sake, but seeing it and then bitching about it is pathetic! so dont you go on here and moan about a women that has more talent then ANY of you will have, to try and make your selves feel better! You say shes a slut or whatever but she has worked extremely hard to get to where she is and she deserves a hell of alot more respect from people like you! Their is not one thing wrong with Mariah and i hope she carries on making music and keeping her style for years to come! Go MARIAH CAREY!!!!!! your amazing!; 3:05 am