You had:
The perennial tryhard in JLo
The perennial hangover in Kiki
The kind-of working-it-but-not-really ScarJo and new BBF Stella
The I'm-having-a-bad-run-this-week Liv
Coke-may-be-catching-up-with-me-Kate
Coke-HAS-caught-up-with-me Lilo
Colour-coordination-is-passe Diaz
Umm-does-attaching-random-fabric-remnants-to-
the-back-of-my-dress-and-looking-moody make-
me-look-artistic? Garner
This is an aside...but honestly, who on earth let the 2c tranny enter into the Met? She's making Amanda Lepore look like Grace Kelly.
I am officially ageless Winona
Alicia gets ready for the RnB version of Pride and Predjudice
Only-a-few-100-animals-were-hurt-in-the-making-of-this-mess Olsen
This-stupid-looking-man-next-to-me-only-enhances-me...I-hope Liu
and...amidst all this fug and confusion...a shining light in the form of Perfection...
Cate Blanchett
Cate rocks.
ReplyDeleteI liked Sandra Bullock in Alberta Ferretti (sp?), too.
hey, i was just wondering if you knew where cameron diaz's dress is from in your previous post. it seems perfect for the summer!
ReplyDeletehey softy. the dress = galliano. the John Galiano dress, which jewellery = Fred Leighton.
ReplyDeleteKristen, yes, I thought Sandra looked good too, but I couldn't find any nice photos of her.
love,
elisa
Cate's totally channelling Annie Lenox, but without the intelligence in her eyes.
ReplyDeleteToo bad.
but the post, Elisa, was hilarious. Congrats!
Cameron's colors really clash. Every 7 year old would avoid purple with light blue...
whoah - I barely recognized Chestica Plastica. She looks beat down - not pretty at all. What is left of her nose??
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry, but did Cate Blanchett die and I didn't hear about it? What's up with that look? I didn't know corpse chic was in this spring.
ReplyDeleteI gotta say, if you think Cate Blanchett is 'perfect' in that pic, you should check out some documentaries about concentration camp survivors...you'd really dig their look.
ReplyDeleteIMO she looks like death warmed over. It's supposedly for a role as a cancer patient...but the idea of someone saluting that kind of emaciation is just kinda scary.
I ADORE Cate but she looks like death crossed with Annie Lenox in this picture.
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