The Annual Met Costume Gala comes around again

I don't know what the theme was...but noone really did very well IMO.

You had:

The perennial tryhard in JLo


The perennial hangover in Kiki


The kind-of working-it-but-not-really ScarJo and new BBF Stella


The I'm-having-a-bad-run-this-week Liv


Coke-may-be-catching-up-with-me-Kate


Coke-HAS-caught-up-with-me Lilo


Colour-coordination-is-passe Diaz


Umm-does-attaching-random-fabric-remnants-to-
the-back-of-my-dress-and-looking-moody make-
me-look-artistic? Garner


This is an aside...but honestly, who on earth let the 2c tranny enter into the Met? She's making Amanda Lepore look like Grace Kelly.



I am officially ageless Winona


Alicia gets ready for the RnB version of Pride and Predjudice


Only-a-few-100-animals-were-hurt-in-the-making-of-this-mess Olsen


This-stupid-looking-man-next-to-me-only-enhances-me...I-hope Liu


and...amidst all this fug and confusion...a shining light in the form of Perfection...

Cate Blanchett

Keanu and Amanda Lepore

I guess the only real mystery is as to who goes on top...I mean...let's face it, we all know who's penis is larger.

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Happy Halloween!

Who cares about fictional ghouls and monsters when they're actually...alive. It wouldn't be good Halloween unless I really managed to scare you...or at least, put you off breakfast.

This girl has obviously taken Jordan's concept of ass-boobs to a new level.

Paris Hilton enjoys her Halloween with an oh-so-imaginative costume. I don't even want to know what the shiny stuff on her body is.

If Amanda Lepore doesn't scare you, then nothing will.

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