Thursday, May 04, 2006

Jodie Marsh is my new hero

O.k...so admittedly I had no idea who she was before...but the woman makes Fergie and Jordan look like feminine, elegant beauties...and to me...that's a talent...as a plus, she's able to moon us without having to take off her pants.


20 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ummm..and the fact that she looks like this on purpose is scaring me.

Anonymous said...

I really like the fact that her upper and lower teeth are 2 different colors, thus distracting us from the Boobs That Ate Manhattan.

Anonymous said...

Ah Jodie Marsh. Now she's something that us English are not proud of. She privately yearns to be Jordan but insists she is her own woman. Check out her other outfits, they get worse.

Anonymous said...

wow...that's.gotta.hurt.
yowsa.

Anonymous said...

So ugly it's bordering interesting. Oh wait, it's not. It's rather nauseating.

william said...

I'm gonna guess one of those alone weigh more than her head

M-M-M-Mishy said...

Um... First of all, I wouldn't attempt to squeeze any boobs into that... shirt?

Second, considering hers are filled with sillicone, I would be afraid that... shirt(?) would pop one of those suckers!

Anonymous said...

Whats up with her nose? o_O

Anonymous said...

It doesn't even look good either! Those puppies are forced so far up and are squeezed so hard together that it just looks...weird! Not to mention painful! Jeez - you wouldn't think it was possible! As a Brit, I truly apologise for this...tragedy!

Anonymous said...

Let's see...ginormous boobs, grey contacts covering her brown eyes, veneers or crowns on her upper teeth, collagenized lips and the nose! (oddly natural or a plastic surgeon's screw up?) She is a plastic Barbie doll...and just as anatomically ridiculous.

TLG said...

I only have one thing to say:

http://www.comicsworthreading.com/graphics/powergirl.jpg

GoingPlastic.com said...

OMG, I can't stop laughing at that "moon" comment. LOL

Anonymous said...

holy shyte!

that's some tits for ya

i think she could crack a walnut between them babies

DrDiSaia said...

Yep...those are bigguns. how busty was she before she had surgery. It appears that she probably had surgery.

NiolK said...

C'mon Elisa if you're gonna post a pic of Jodes you've got to put up the classic camoflage suspender things. Thats it just them and some ass shorts. T'was a thing of beauty.

She just visited us here in sunny Dublin and was on our only good chat show. Thankfully they took the piss out of her and it was pleasantly revealed that she licked the arse of one of the silky boys from Westlife.

Classy...

Bird.

NiolK said...

Re: Jodie's Slag outfit

This isn't the outfit I remember but it's pretty close. The camo one was a fair bit worse from what I recall.

Elisita said...

haha...don't worry...I'll do a bit of a Jodie shrine post at some point...haha
GFY is not on the ball...thanks g4g :)
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

you are sooooo funny.. moon us without taking her pants off.. indeedy.. hahahahaha

Kim Carney said...

She looks close to exploding, so everyone might want to back up.

Anonymous said...

no.1 she's hot

no.2 your all probably ugly fat cocksucker or you just jews...