Sunday, December 06, 2009

A bit of chunk-a-lunk to start your working week

I know I'm being a bit mean...but seriously. These people can afford to work full-time on themselves! I just don't understand. They even have enough money to go on a permanent coke-diet :) No excuses! :)

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WEll, something is working for Kim Kardashian

she's claiming it's the Quick Trim pills. In anycase, she's looking relatively buff and lost a lot of her infamous chunk...but TBH, I kinda liked the chunk. She worked it better than anyone I knew.

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BEFORE

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It seemed like a good idea at the time

They say white eyeliner gives one that doe-eyed cute innocent look...but ummm...they lied. A D-lister reading about B-listers. Beautiful.

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Oh dear

Um.....bet you MAniston doesn't cry at night about him now...well, knowing her she probably does. WTF is that? Beard-dreads? Ick.

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Thursday, December 03, 2009

Wow....losers

Tiger...ummm...couldn't you at least get someone decent?

So the guy has a beautiful wife Elin and screws around with Ms Jaimee Grubbs, 24, going on meth-45? VOM. What is wrong with men?

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In his latest statement, he said: "I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart...I have not been true to my values and the behaviour my family deserves...I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect."

They're also saying she [Elin] bashed him up with golf clubs up prior to the crash, which is why he received his various cuts and bruises...and while I don't condone violence, I have to say she has a wonderful nice sense of irony.

Honestly, Grubbs really is disgusting. I feel like I've caught rather hideous -- just looking at her.
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Sunday, November 22, 2009

Demi's hips are a little askew....

...and it's not old age.
Some commentators are calling it the worse photshop ever. Pffft. Thoey ain't seen nothing. In this month's W magazine.

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Saturday, November 21, 2009

Oh bella

Dear...if you want to be cool and slouchy and teen-angsty and sour -- PLEASE don't wear a beautiful haute couture dress. It really is killing me inside. *sigh*

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Thursday, November 19, 2009

Honestly...what is Lady Gaga doing here?

GF has gone a little too hard on the coke-diet. Shame

Pfftt... Banner LOVE

OMG. This is hilarious. I see this banner all the time. GOLD. Is the one rule go and visit a photoshop plastic surgeon? mwahahaha.

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mwahahha.
this one is just as ridiculous!

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Sunday, November 15, 2009

Ummm...Kidman's breasts are scaring me

..and by breasts I mean weird pectorals.
WTF did she do?!?! Nooooo. Even Winehouse's set look better. Although the upside is, I'm sure Keith likes it...as in the pectorals, if you know what I mean.

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Thursday, October 29, 2009

New Sex and City movie like "condensed soup"E

Errrmm. Condensed soup is VOM. Kristen Davis said in an interview"

She told MTV: "This one is not going to be that long. It's like condensed soup. It's different, and adventurous and rich, and there's music involved." Hmmm...does that mean it will be worse than the first movie? I honestly didn't believe that was possible.

bah.

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Wow man...that's deep

Its apparently a Monroe quote...seriously, girl is mildly delusional...and methinks she may have inked this on herself during a meth-moment.

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Well well well...

She's back....and a few new friends in tow...and by a few, I mean two.

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These below are NSFW!

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Spot the Difference

LiLo and Donatella. They definitely have a similar amount of coke and plastic running in their bloodsteam...and are definitely contenders for the title of most beautiful woman in the world. DEFINITELY.


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This truly is the stuff of nightmares

I present to you, Donatella Versace. VOM!

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Ouch!

Young Claudia I thought
a) never really had it and;
b) had lost it in any case.

A few years ago she came out looking like Gwyneth Paltrow on a skeletoresque bad day.

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but my goodness has she regrouped for the the latest GQ photoshoot. Hot. Fierce. Hmmm.

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Thursday, October 15, 2009

Winehouse isn't dying...

she's actually looking mildly peachy. Good for her.

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Fat Model Shenanigans

Well, it's been a fat model week this week. What with Karl spouting off a tirade about fat mums eating chips in front of the tv. Now comes the Ralph Lauren contrversy over their firing of model Filippa Hamilton for being too fat -- this comes right after her photoshop problems -- whereby she came across an artdiretor/ana-freak.

The image in in question is thus:

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Ralph Lauren are saying that it was a freak mistake. WhatEVS. Their latest ads are all bizarre. This one outside the store in Sydney made me do a doubletake a few months ago...

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Tuesday, October 06, 2009

Honestly..

who manages to look this cool while schlepping around getting the shopping. Angie and her supermodel brood. [predicting Zahara to become a supermodel....for sure]

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She may be a bit of a homewrecker...

...but she's got great pins.

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Monday, October 05, 2009

Lindsay looks incredible at Paris Fashion Week

and by incredible I mean Amy-Winehouse-VOM....and by fashion I mean pieces of opshop cloth thrown on poor unsuspecting models.

Apparently Lindsay was the creative "advisor" on this collection....and by advisor I mean she picked the cocaine dealer for the after-party. [although...tbh lilo looks like she's on meth or something]

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