Have I gone insane?

But wasn't Katy Perry like REALLY pretty once upon a time?
Who is this wonky-eyed-dita-gone-wrong?

When BAD dresses happen to good people

I like Leona Lewis...sure she's a tad vanilla but she's got a great set of pipes and she seems sweet...but girlfriend is a pear...and what pears DON'T need is weird sparkly flesh-coloured garments that concentrate the diamantes around the hips and thighs and consequently make you look like you've reached Jessica Simpson proportions [too low a blow? j/k].

Honestly though -- who on earth told her that mess was a good idea? Papa Joe?
Girlfriend is at the Grammy Awards.

Grammy awards Trifecta of pancake FUG

Coked up eyeballs, pancake makeup, 20 something going on 45, the epitome of fugliness. O.k maybe not K Clarkson -- but she still makes up a pretty good 3rd for the trifecta of grammy fug.