Wow man...that's deep

Its apparently a Monroe quote...seriously, girl is mildly delusional...and methinks she may have inked this on herself during a meth-moment.

Spot the Difference

LiLo and Donatella. They definitely have a similar amount of coke and plastic running in their bloodsteam...and are definitely contenders for the title of most beautiful woman in the world. DEFINITELY.

Lindsay looks incredible at Paris Fashion Week

and by incredible I mean Amy-Winehouse-VOM....and by fashion I mean pieces of opshop cloth thrown on poor unsuspecting models.

Apparently Lindsay was the creative "advisor" on this collection....and by advisor I mean she picked the cocaine dealer for the after-party. [although...tbh lilo looks like she's on meth or something]

What's going on with Lindsay Lohan?

Honestly...I go away for a few weeks and all of a sudden she's looking like a coked-up trashbag whore...oh....right....

Ummm.does this disturb anyone?

Ummm...LiLo's younger sister Ali is starting to look more and more like SamRo. errrm. eek.

Ali Lohan VS



SamRo

Lindsay continues the boring self-created downward attention spiral

She obviously saw that it was going great-guns for Lady Gaga...and being the incredibly original person that she is...she obviously decided to hop onto the sans coulottes bandwagon. Cool.

Gimme an A -T-T-E-N-T-I-O-N Gimme a W-H-O-R-E

Ugh. Lindsay just needs to cut the sulking, eat little and stop prancing about trying to get people to feel sorry for her. ugh. as my good friend Tammi would say Boo F**king Hoo.

Lindsay -- is this supposed to be...funny?

My dear. Get some sleep and quit the coke! You look 45! [and she's only 22...allegedly]

Lindsay Lohan's eHarmony Profile from Lindsay Lohan

FINALLY!

LiLo gets her hair did...her old feral-do was making me feel sick every time I saw it before.




During the SAMRO period. ugh

WTF?

My goodness this cover needs help. What's with the gross visible lip liner? Hello - Joan Collins on crack? Well...now that you mention it...

Hands up who things Lindsay's back on coke

[looks around and sees a sea of hands]...
Nice dress though btw.




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Maybe I've gone insane with sleep exhaustion...

but [apart fromt he scary back] I think Lindsay looks pretty good here.
May the "feed lindsay lohan" shirts start up again... :)

Sam Ro in a bikini is kinda freaking me out...

O.k...so I'm used to this:

and this is kinda freaking me out...Linds and SamRo in Mexico..doing --> not much.

Is purple the new D-LIST colour?

Is there a memo I missed?

Lil Kim; Lindsay at the MTV movie awards; Scary Spice at the Glamour awards and Hilary Duff
Purple is the new "my career is in the gurgler" I guess.
Missed the memo.

WTF was NY magazine thinking?

Is this a joke. Seriously...this shoot is pathetic...I might as well pretend to be Marilyn in a cheap wig.





the original...

Rest of the disastrous photoshoot here

Lindsay should work at a tannery

What beautiful hide skine she has...
Lindsay at a pre-Grammy party

A bit of Vintage LiLo

Let's face it...her currentl 20 going on 50 look is so much hotter than her initial start.

Sisley tries...hard

I don't know. It kind of works...it kind of doesn't. I'd say it blows...but that would just be pathetic. Problem is, it's just trying so hard to create some kind of controversy.



Are they also trying to do a homage to the Lindsay-knife episode? --snoozefest.