Hey Mary Kate...how do I say this...

Ever try on a piece of clothing after seeing it look fab on a mannequin, or in a poster...feel super excited...and then feel the immediate pang of dissapointment when you realise that somehow...you're just not working it??? Well...Mary Kate just went ahead and bought it anyway...





Mary Kate (or Margaret...as you apparently like to be called among friends)...next time, leave the Chloe coat to Heather Marks :)

Brangie are just your Average Couple.

This is one of favourite screencaps of them. I don't (along with others) understand why they refuse to be photographed together in public, but still agree to go ahead with a 60-page W magazine pictorial spread...the W magazine issue out in NYC now...and in the rest of the States June 24th? Don't EVEN ask me when it's coming to Australia...if at all.



This is a truly beautiful couple...in terms of the physical. I know everyone loves J-Annis...but I have a feeling that's just cos she's not intimidating to people...especially girls. I could be wrong...

Tom and Dakota

Dakota is lucky that she's still so young. Had she been a decade older, Tom would have done the 'jumping up and down on Oprah's couch' over her. Katie Holmes had better be thanking her lucky stars that Tom's co-star in War of the Worlds was a tiny tot. Had it not been for this lucky strike on Katie's part (and the Kate-Bosworth-Cruise rejection) the world would still be asking...Katie who?

Brad and Angelina finally allowed to look at each other!!!

Although most of the Mr and Mrs Smith Mumbai premiere took place with a chaperone buffer:

The pair, adhering to ancient Indian courting rules, were allowed to look at each other at a specified time in the evening, when it was deemed appropriate. Love, was clearly in the air.


Those two are so hot....by direct contrast, I present to you...a couple that is NOT.



Brad seems very, very disinterested/distracted...wouldn't you be as well? Lindsay had tried so hard too!!! Deliberatley trying to win him over by attending with matching hair colour.

Credit and more pictures located at http://forum.souliejolie.com

And they let this guy IN????

Can you believe it? This guy rocks up to the Canadian/U.S. border carrying a homemade sword, a hatchet, a knife, brass knuckles and a chain saw stained with what appeared to be blood. U.S. customs agents confiscated the weapons and fingerprinted the guy. Then they let him into the United States.


The following day, a gruesome scene was discovered in the guys' hometown of Minto, New Brunswick: The decapitated body of a 74-year-old, while his common-law wife was discovered stabbed to death in a bedroom. Full story is here

Umm.....does this sound a little odd to you guys? I remember when I went on a trip to Niagara Falls....the U.S Border control almost didn't let me back in because I had an extended student visa rather than the regular one (even though it was equally valid). Not to mention the general creepiness of this guy.

Just your Average 'Cate Blanchet Rocks' Post

Just thought I would have an I-love-Cate-Blanchett moment. She just seems to real genuine...the fact that she is Australian doesn't hurt her...such an amazing actress....cute kiddy as well :)

Anne Bancroft Dies at Age 73

I never quite caught Anne in The Graduate, but I loved her as the ballsy mum in "Keeping the Faith"...Goodbye Mrs Robinson

Who the Hell is Weirder in TomKat?

Tom is a complete nut. We know that. There's no surprise there. But...what I'm seeing more and more...is that ahh...Katie is a little off her rocker as well. What the hell is going on in these pictures? they both look like mad apes excited to have excaped a zoo. Richard Roeper wrote a funny article claiming that all of Katie's Batman Begins interviews were supervised by Tom's crazy sister...and that she now has her own Scientology entourage that follow her around. I don't know about whether their love is real (*cough cough*)...judging from these photo's though...they both seem perfect for each other :)





Aren't they the funniest pictures of them ever? :)

Oh and Katie...by the way...I know your little nose job secret :) Who goes from this to this without a little help from the scalpel?

Umm...is someone TRYING to be Paris?

I'm detecting a LOT of wannabe syndrome from Jessica Simpson right now!!!






Jessica...that's not hot. Although...you are actually looking quite hot...All you need now is a burger and a baby on the way. (Yes...according to most Australian gossip magazines Paris is approximatley 3 months pregnant...and probably going to call the thing Paris as well)

Thanks to the http://thesuperficial.com for the Jess pics :)

Mischa Likes Creepy, Old Men

Hey Mischa Hun,

You're a pretty girl, you've got your career relatively sorted...so why the creepy old men all the time? What's going on...one of them looks like he's ready to give you a jump if given half a chance!!!





Yes...I do realise that one of those creepy guys is Bill Gates...Frankly...I don't know what they're trying to go for in the above picture...it's like...if they wanted a young and cool image for their watch, they should have gone ALL young and cool, and if they wanted old and geeky...they should have just done that. I'm not feeling this hybrid mix of the young and the creepy!

Tom Cruise is...umm..caring?

Tom Cruise cares..."That is not just words to me" he said. Aside from the grammatical errors...this guy is completley loopy...like...scary, creepy, loopy. I KNOW this video has been around for about 3 weeks, but I just re-saw it yesterday and still found it so funny...I just couldn't deprive anyone who may NOT have seen it yet.

Tom Cruise CARES video

For more information on the showdown between Cruise and Shields...go here

Disney Hilton Happy Snap!

Such a Beautiful Family!

Let's See...we've got all the elements of a beautiful family:
1. Geeky Super Tall Bro (check)
2. Knobbly kneed I'm-anorexic-but-no-one-notices Sister (check)
3. Botoxed Camel-toed Mum (check)
4. Odd-ball I-don't-look-rich-on-purpose Dad (check)
5. Creepy Cartoon Character (check)
6. Super Creepy character with a 'really cool' trucker hat (check)
7. Little Kid (check)

Gosh!!! Celebrity Lives are SO exciting.

Hi,
This is Nicole...Nicole who you say? Ritchie...hello...you know Paris' ex-best friend. I live such a great life...yeah...I do...don't you just want to be me? Like, the other day I was just hanging around on a bench with my fiance DJ AM waiting for my crack dealer (crack is whack...in a good way) and like...totally met up with my new best-friend Kirsten and it was so much fun. We all had SO much fun. Can't you SEE...the fun that we're having? Take that Paris! Kirsten even consumed something. It was crazy wild.
Hugs and more Hugs,
Nicole.

The Coolest Picture Ever?

Hmm.....what do you think? I like the concept...but is it really the

Coolest Picture Ever? <-- click for a full-view.
Love,
Elisa
p.s....hmm...I'm guessing it's more of a boy thing.

A Bit of Beauty

Hey Guys,
Miu Von Furstenburg spotted this guy first. I normally don't go for the male-model look...but uh....he's quite breathtaking. I don't know what it is...could it be the beady eyes? :) I present to you ladies and gentlement, Christian Santa Maria.
Love,
Elisa

The Talent of Worth1000 just amazes me!

Hey Guys,
PC Mag says
Visit this site once and you'll never believe photographic evidence again.
The talent of the contributors of Worth1000.com just blows me away sometimes. It's basically a photoshop competition website and every week or month they create new categories for submission. For example "Hybrid Produce" or "Celebrity Memorials". Anyway...this is an example of the "Celebrity Time Travel 9" series. Can you pick who the celebrities are?





and the amazing:


Courtesy of the Wonderfully Creative Contributors of Worth1000.com

Anyone good with HTML?

Hey guys,
Anyone know why my profile is ALL the way down there? I've tried re-loading the template.
Any advice = thanks.
Elisa.

Update!
I went to the Blogger Forum and solved my problems...turns out the Lindsay post was secretly sabotaging my profile....damn Lindsay :)

So that this post isn't completely wasted...check out the 50 Worst Hairstyles of All Time?

Yup...I know...but Uma is still uber-cool.

I know this image has been retouched a million times. But I still think Uma is beautiful. I was reading this funny article which said something along the lines of Uma being beautiful...were she an alien...I wholeheartedly disagree...unless aliens are beautiful...which they may very well be.

I have a job interview tomorrow...for a job that I don't want....I think...hmmmm.

For all the GALS and GUYS out there.

Hey Guys,
I know this has been around for a while. But I found it by myself. Before all the big gossip blogs got their dirty mitts on it :)

It's basically for all of you who often moan about not lookin' like the gals in the magazines. I know we all talk about Photoshopping images...but I don't think we all understand how CRAZY it can get.

Look at this!!!

What's Going On Hunter?

O.K...so the breast chronicles have proven to be relatively popular :)

Hunter Tylo...you once put Beautiful into Bold and the Beautiful. I remember a time in the 80s(in my tweens) when I honeslty thought you were the most beautiful woman in the world. Cindy Crawford was NUTHIN' in opinion. I also thought Ronn Moss AKA Ridge was pretty cool too.

And while your face is still nice...there's something odd...something I can't (and don't want to) put my finger on... can YOU spot it???

Courtesy of www.gofugyourself.com

Sorry Hunter, I know you're probably a great gal...and I forgive your botox and lip collagen....but what on EARTH (perhaps not of this earth) is going on with those breasts of yours?????
p.s. tanned body and white face is for body builders. Refer to this