Bring back the terrible ads please!

I'm sick of the streamlined and beautiful St John/Angelina Jolie Ads....Bring back the crappy Kelly Gray ones!!! They were kwality with a k, and I loved every single one of them.

C'mon, it's a simple question of irresistable...

Versus forgettable...

Posh Spice is melting my heart a little

It's actually really hard to say this but uh...I think I'm warming to her....o.k. I need to lie down right now.

I'll be honest

Girlfriend rocks my world...

Sisley tries...hard

I don't know. It kind of works...it kind of doesn't. I'd say it blows...but that would just be pathetic. Problem is, it's just trying so hard to create some kind of controversy.



Are they also trying to do a homage to the Lindsay-knife episode? --snoozefest.

Beckham's look hot in W magazine

I usually don't really like Steven Klein's stuff...but this cover is pretty slick. Also, Posh Spice really cleans up nice with a bit of lingerie and a sprinkling of photoshop. It's a little bit too tryhard Brangelina...but hey...that's not a bad couple to try to aspire to.

uhh...?!? Beckman and Robin?

Elisita's heart melts a little

O.k...not really...but enough to make me post it on TBLE...I figure we all need to clear our heads of the fug every once in a while.

A puppy named "Heart-kun" has been born in Japan with a large, clear, love-heart-shaped pattern in his coat. Shop owner Emiko Sakurada said it was the first time a puppy with the marks had been born out of a thousand she had bred.

As far as I know, it's a real story, not photoshopped.

She does weddings too!

I can't hate Tori...I really can't, especially now that she's become a Reverend. That's Reverend Tori Spelling to you all. She says in her blog:

"So, very exciting weekend for this new mom. I am now officially ordained. Yep, thats right....Reverend Tori Spelling!"

She also can't spell caberet, and places apostrophe's on everything...but hey...for someone that just received $200,000 out of a $500million fortune...I'm not going to hate.

Poor Courtney

I've got a terrible soft spot for Courtney...but this Amy Winehouse/Pete Doherty love-child-look isn't really working for her.

Getting old sucks...

Then and now.



*sigh*.

Posh and Becks should never talk

Case in point.
From pseudo regal

to uhh.....

When did Danes turn into a swan?

I totally missed it...she's looking fantastic. Has she done a Michelle Williams on us and gotten a subtle nose job? Whatever it is...twas worth it. She looks (dare I say it) rather gorgeous.



Who'd have thought?

Find Sienna

WTF is going on with Sienna Miller? Girlfriend needs some serious bleach, metamucil tables and eyeliner. She was much hotter when she was going out with Law.

Eva Eva Eva

Well, she looks like she got caught in a kimono/sari/legally-blonde nightmare with Amy Winehouse as her makeup artist and Bjork as her muse....but let's face it...she still looks beautiful...and for some reason, that scares me.

Happy (belated) 4th of July!

From the future of America...Paris Hilton-Christ.

Ermmm...

Yes, it's Elizabeth Hurley's son...yes it featured on her main website yes it was advertising girl's bikinis, and yes it was pulled due to controversy.

Frankly I don't really get that freaked out by boys dressing up as girls...I don't think it's such a huge deal unless the kiddie doesn't want to. What does freak me out quite a bit are 5year olds going on 32. These pictures is still up on her site when you click on "kids". Creepy.

Sad.

She may be 10-20 years younger...but Kimbo is the destitute-man's Pammy. Lucky for her, she's found such a catch.

Jennifer Love Hewitt.

I am now officially lumping her in with the Sabrina the Teenage Witch. I could never work out why they were popular during their initial 15 minutes of fame, and I sure as hell can't work out why they continue to be photographed today. Two words: hot mess.

Why Photoshop was created

This is a bit of vintage Charlie's Angels...and (bar Liu) it's scary. CDiaz looks like she's one (small) step away from injecting heroin into her eyeballs and checking into a homeless shelter to pass out.

Practically identical to this:

Happy Birthday Liv

Liv turns 30...and I'll be honest. Girl looks about 10 years younger than me.

and (yes, it's a slow news day) in other news...this is Courtney Cox doing what she does best...not much. I don't know what it is about Courtney...she's so vanilla, but not in obnoxious played-up M-Aniston way...I can't help but like her. She's got that mysterious quality whereby she never seems to age.

Everyone's got a perfume

Gwen's got her Lamb.

Eva Green?!? releases Midnight Poison. Who knew being a Bond girl could do that?


and Stam's the face for the new DKNY perfume, Delicious Night.