Nicole's laying off the Botox

Slowly but surely...I'm seeing lines in the usually completely unlined face.
Apparently you can't take Botox while pregnant --> I'll have to ask the Doc on that one.




Kidman's usual -


Doc says:
I don't believe Botulinum toxin has been tested in pregnant women, so we tend to hold off until after delivery. We wouldn't want to create any liability now would we?

You've got to be joking

I'm the last person to hate on SJP. I think she's got a je ne sais quoi...but she does not look like that...death by photoshop if ever I saw...and what's with the creepy brows. Someone got overexcited with the smudge-pot.



Allure ain't foolin' anyone.

Paris Vogue knows hotness

Yes, one is violent and the other is lost...and neither of them are spring-chickens...but hotness doesn't die...and in an age of Sienna and Knightley...cover-prescence is hard to find...and Paris Vogue knows that.

Amy Winehouse is beautiful

Honestly...sometiumes I look at her and think that I'm looking straight into the face of Marilyn Monroe.

Anyone feel like throwing up sugar?

Let's talk hems and babies and uh...being 'locked in' -- check out 1:39...freudian slip is ever I heard one...girlfriend is going to get smacks for that...I betcha.

Celine Dion is on par with Tom.

A friend send this to me today (shoutout to Ben!) --> I've come to the conclusion that Celine would be an excellent recruit for Scientology.

Where did SMG go?

Sarah Michelle...where are you?
As far as I know --> it's not photoshopped.

Gwyneth Paltrow almost died....but she didn't

There was a bit of kerfuffle(?) earlier today over Gwyneth Paltrow being deposited by her husband slumped in a wheelchair to a NY hospital --> I bet the woman just stubbed her toe or something. In any case, Chris Martin shouldn't hav bothered. Woman is now reported as 'fine'...
and going to want to talk and whinge about this episode for years to come.

Tom Cruise Leaked video

You all have to see this.
Scientologists have already pulled it off YouTube -- but Gawker still has a copy.
Man.is.crazy.
5:00 mark is a classic.

Tara Reid is still beautiful

Honestly...what's there not to love?

Heather Mills is insane

Word is Heather Mills burst into tears after this performance because of the supposed flirting going on between Cartney and Minogue during a duet.

Ughh..if I didn't dislike Mills as much as I do, I would have thought she was crying at Kylie's dance moves.

"She's really mad about the way Paul got close to Kylie...
she reckons he did it on purpose and feels it was a deliberate public dig at her. She thinks he's just trying to prove a point, that he has moved on and is comfortable around other women. She was so hurt, she burst into tears."

Publicity whore in need of therapy. This is the 'scandalous' video in question.

I love this

Andrew Morton, the same guy who wrote the 'tell-all' book about Princess Diana in the 90s has writtena an expose on Tom Cruise. It's mostly going to go over old ground that everyone knows about (oh my god...Tom Cruise is GAY?!?)

Some fun stuff though is:

• Suri Cruise was conceived using frozen sperm from dead Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard. Morton likens the littlest Cruise to the Rosemary's Baby offspring.

• Scientology head David Miscavige ordered a wildflower field planted (twice) because Cruise expressed a desire to run through one with Nicole.

• Cruise is the No. 2 power in the church. A former scientologist is quoted as saying that Miscavige and Cruise "were like glue, two little people who really enjoyed each other."
  

uhh....yeah 'enjoy' being the operative word I think.

• David and Victoria Beckham are the next recruitment target for the church.

done deal I reckon

I give Andrew Morton around 6 months to live. Those Scientology peeps are going to go ape.

Hot Family Alert

Rubbish post I know...but I have a serious soft-spot...you know me :)

Her face may be frozen, but her eggs didn't have to be

It's official.
Nicole Kidman is knocked up with someone's baby. Don't even try to tell me it's Urban's...umm...that man likes hombre only.

Pregnbant Richie looks like Pammy

Poor Richie, it's not a good look.

Natalie Imbruglia gets a divorce

Aww...this one comes as a bit of a surprise...sort of.
Natalie Imbruglia and Daniel Johns from Silver Chair have filed for divorce...they lasted 4 years...



Girlfriend is looking a little worse for wear

Happy 2008!

Happy New Year Everyone. I'm back!
...and what better way to see Scarlett J doing the publicity thing for Barack O. I'm more for Hilary myself...I want to see a woman get in.

Why do people watch this show?

Honestly...that Sherri woman has the intelligence of a half-formed amoeba.
"Nothing predates Jesus"?!?
Right...I guess the thousands and thousands of civilisations BC were somehow all fanciful creations by those evil atheists.

I'm sure this is symbolic....

...but to me it's just.plain.creepy.

Green Silk and Granny Pants

Seriously...I'm struggling to breathe just looking at it...
Beyonce at Movies Rock