J Timberlake is a real musician...guitar and everything!

What's next...Britney sitting by a piano and Jessica Simpson with a cello?

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Pacey moves on from the Creek

Last I knew Joshua Jackson (of Dawson's Creek fame..only) was dating one of the twins from the Sweet Valley High show. The man has moved up in the world. Now that Orlando and Kate have broken up, I guess it was high time a new skeleton-girlfriend couple moved in on the block. Girl is Diane Kruger, or Troy fame.

Suri Lives!

They adopted well...looks like both of them. Good job adoption company!

All dressed upand no-where that will let you in

haha, I love how NY is not LA! Paris and the ever bloated and perspiring Brandon Davis, were refused access to the VMAs after party at Bungalow8. Brandon chucked a hissy fit and the cops had to come. Paris had a lot of tears to shed. This is a few days old but a classic nonetheless.

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Spot the Difference

Oh right...one is pregnant and the other is not.

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Dude looks like a...dude

Jessica Simpson is blabbering on about how she used Restylane...but that she's now stopped because it was ruining her "natural looks". Personally, I think Jessica's going down the wrong route, in my opinion anything that detracts from the fact that you look like a 45-year old man is something you should hold on to for dear life.

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I ssee J-Simp and Ciara are swapping notes. Cool.

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I see angry, (but hot) people.

Poor Steve Irwin croaks

The Crocodile Hunter, at 44 is dead. Australians are going a little nuts here...bizarrre since noone here seemed to give care about him before he died, his show wasn't shown on television.

Kids are crying, people are comparing him to JFK and Diana, and even a modern day Noah. Poor Steve got pierced in the heart by a stingray barb while filming a segment for his daughter's show. His death was captured on camera and he left behind a wife and two children.

Fergie don't use no Photoshop...

...at. all.

Big thanks to Kristyne!

Jessica Simpson personally undertakes a philosophical problem

..."If Satan mated with Britney Spears"
Destined to be studied for generations.

It's official...well..according to Russian Elle anyway.

Anna Kounikova has no pores.

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It's Halloween in September!

Aguilera wishes you a freaky weekend :)

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Angelina's father likes hips more than his granddaughter

Angelina doesn't speak with her father Jon Voight...personally, I'm not blaming her. Here's what the sweet, doting grandfather had to say for Maddox's birthday.

Voight:Maddox just had a birthday. Happy birthday, Maddox! 5 years old--it's a big one! You're getting to be a young man, and I send my love to you. And send my love to...uh...Shakira...and...Shahira...
[To reporter] Is it Shakira or Shahira?
Reporter: Zahara.
Voight: Shahara! Shahara!

This man, like, totally should shack up with Jessica Simpson...we all know she likes the daddy-types.

Video here...it hasn't worked for me, but perhaps it will work for you :)

French Elle doesn't mess about with its covers

...although perhaps having Monica as opposed to the Simpson sisters or the Duff-ster helps a tad.

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New levels of publicity-whoredom

I think it's a sign of rather desperate times when you have to create you own fake pregnancy rumours to get a bit of publicity...

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Eva Longoria hasn't changed...one bit.

Girlfriend has always been fug...nowadays it's just more Jessica Simpson fug.

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Fairchild is still hot

Sure she looks surger-ied up to her eyeballs (inclusive)...but at least she looks oddly good. She's working her creepy old but non-old look...as long as one doesn't look at her breasts...that start from her shoulders...

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Emmy Rundown

We had the good:


We had the "I haven't been on TV in years":


We had the perenially, ridiculously annoying:


And we even had visitors from disadvantaged circles e.g. the homeless

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Celine Dion is nuts...but she wishes you a fab weekend!

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Cross-eyed Kiki

Other than tom Cruise getting booted from Paramount, there isn't too much happening in vapid-ville...so I leave you with the latest Interview magazine cover of a very cross-eyed Kiki Dunst...sometimes I love the fact that art directors have no idea how to use photoshop :)

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