Thursday, March 02, 2006

Charlotte Church gets her own chatshow

Looks like it doesn't take much to get your own talkshow in the UK...a pair of breasts and some dicey sexual history seems to be just fine in terms of selection criteria... Harlot Church apparently has a "great personality" and is getting a Friday night slot . I didn't realise giving random blowjobs to TV station executives constituted as "personality"...but hey, I'm always open to new ideas.

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9 comments:

Anonymous said...

wair, wait - make a poll whether it is a good idea to have a talk show of our own at all?
my vote: no.

M-M-M-Mishy said...

I don't think her show will go on for very long. I mean, after talking about how great her boyfriend is, simulating sex with him, showing off her not so hot body, and drinking a bit (ok, a lot), what does she have left?

I see a giant cancellation in the future.

Cap'n Bob said...

If I may offer a male point of view, any woman who has a reputation for giving head automatically gains a lot of points on the personality meter. That said, I'm shocked at how nasty hurch looks in that photo. I knew she wouldn't remain a little girl with an angelic voice forever, but did she have to do a personal one-eighty? Sad.

Cap'n Bob said...

Church, not "hurch."

DrDiSaia said...

Hey doll,

Happy to see you back. You could do that!

LOL

Elisita said...

hehe...which part exactly :)
love ya doc,
elisa

NiolK said...

You know which part you saucey minx!!!

The boozing.

I'm with the Cap on this one.

Although is it any wonder she's turned out like this considering people have been sexualising her since she was a little girl. All the coverage in the papers since she appeared was all about how gorgeous she was, nice arse, great tits and lots of men can't wait for her to be old enough for a shag. SHE WAS A LITTLE GIRL! I still find the fact that she won "Rear of the year" when she was like fifteen disturbing.

But anyway blowjobs = personality.

Cap'n Bob said...

By the way, a friend was reading a book about Judy Garland, and she was considered a "hot sex girl," which meant (in Golden Age Hollywood) one who freely engaged in oral sex.

Elisita said...

thanks g4g :)
yeah you're right Niolk...I could definitely do the boozing.
love,
elisa