Kelly and Brenda are back

Brenda maybe looking a bit more cyclops, and Kelly a lot more mom - but these girls are all over the old non-descript new gals. Am I horrendously biased because I'm a child of the 90s? Uh - yeah.







New gals in Nylon:

Awww...excuse my while I throw up quietly in the corner.

They match.
Ugh.
It's like 90s-meets-Seinfeld-meets-Calvin-Klein-meets-Scary-Cult.

Suri's got the right idea.

Happy Gayelle Wedding

Portia and Ellen. Nice. Not sure about Portia's fakebake...but pretty notheless.

Rumer does it again!

Boobs on the ground is NOT the new black Rumer. Honestly. Demi would be aghast. Two words. Richie try-hard.

Boohoo - Maniston got dumped again

Oh - so sad. And Mayer is making sure that it's clear the he dumped her, not the other way around. He told reporters:

“People are different, people have different chemistry, they have different lives...I ended a relationship to be alone, because I don’t want to waste somebody’s time if something’s not right.”

he added: “Jennifer Aniston is the smartest, most sophisticated person I think I have ever met.”

Let's just say Mayer hasn't gotten around much.

Amy Gets Booed - Gets Worse

Girfriend looks like she's in the thick of an overdose. She needs to flush the crack and that godawful tan out of her system! Amy's at the V Festival.

The Ronson Family is kinda cool...

...ok...very cool. They're in a shoot for a mag where they go a little Tennenbaum-sy. I'll forgive Sam-Ro for taking Gwyneth's part...but only this once.

The New New Face

New York magazine has a huge look into the new direction from plastic surgery. They have comped up a face (below) that is the 'ideal' - and discovered that facial beauty is not about tightness, rather it's about plumpness, volume, and softness. To me, girlfriend below looks like some washed up, coked up euro-trash, but I perhaps that's the new hot?

Apparently Madge, Demi etc have created this face for themselves as well....which is where I run into trouble with this new 'craze'. The price for this face is around $30,000 USD.

Royalty isn't all it's cracked up to be...

not...photoshopped. Young Beatrice of York.

Credit where credit it due.

The feet may be a little unsteady and the eyes may be coked up...but credit where credit is due, this girl [who I've not heard of much] Leighton Meester looks fab!

The Fashionista that....wasn't

I know exactly where Rumer Willis wants to be. She was to be beautiful, cool, popular, and a trendsetter somewhere between Sienna Miller, Kate Moss, and Nicole Richie. The thing is Rumer....it takes more than just having famous parents, putting on an assymetrial mess, wearing bad glasses, having an oversized bag, doing the sienna-bracelet thing, having your boobs at your knees and wearing a non-existent necklace.

Baby...sorry...but it's just not working for you.

The Italian Stallion...is looking like Madonna's twin

We all saw how frightening poor Madge looked the other day. Looks like Sly Stallone is sharing steroid needles with her. Both of these kids are looking beat, over 80...and uhhh...veiny.

This is how I like my Jordan

...not dissimilar to how I like my Maniston. Greasy, attention-seeking, manish, frightening, whorish, and boring.

Can we say...disconnect?

When cover shots and magazine titles...just don't mix.