Always amazing what a good dose of photoshop can do

No pizzaface, and no mashface. Just nice, allAmerican, clean and blonde. I know..where is Cameron Diaz in all this?

Oscars Mandatory Post

I won't lie. The Oscars snore me to tears.



Keri and Heidi looked nice. Even Renee Z looked ok.

Winners were the following:

Best Motion Picture: No Country for Old Men

Best Performance By An Actor In A Leading Role: Daniel Day-Lewis in There Will Be Blood

Best Performance By An Actress In A Leading Role: Marion Cotillard in La Vie en Rose

Best Performance By An Actor In A Supporting Role: Javier Bardem in No Country for Old Men

Best Performance By An Actress In A Supporting Role: Tilda Swinton in Michael Clayton

Best Director: Joel Coen and Ethan Coen for No Country for Old Men

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A little too much for Monday...so I saved it for Tuesday

Hi guys,
Sorry I was away last week. Work just became really, really crazy. In any case, I couldn't traumatise you with this on a Monday, so I thought I'd leave it for Tuesday. Sometimes, the beauty that is Cameron Diaz truly frightens me.

US Weekly ponders the deep questions

...personally, I find the question "Why does PeteDoherty have to inject heroin into his eyeballs?" a lot more relevant, but hey...why these transvestites can't find a blind man is a valid and important question as well.

Why Photoshop was created

This is a bit of vintage Charlie's Angels...and (bar Liu) it's scary. CDiaz looks like she's one (small) step away from injecting heroin into her eyeballs and checking into a homeless shelter to pass out.

Practically identical to this:

MTV Awards rundown

There was the whol hullabaloo about Paris going to the awards and then trotting off to jail...

My more pertinent question is: Can getting bashed up in jail fix the damn wonk?

The why-is-she-looking-so-much-better-these-days? Cameron Diaz

My new favourite, mildly greasy LA Barbie, Posh Spice.

Rhianna, the Bratz doll

What happens when you go for the Bratz look and you DON'T look like Rhianna

Someone-got-a-surgery-top-up Fergie

and of course, the mess that is Amy Winehouse.

I hope this is temporary

...what's going on? Usually, either of these two would make me feel incredibly ill...but it all seems to have changed...at least for a today.