There's skinny and then there's poor Allegra Versace

Almost makes mashface Lopez look semi-attractive. So sad. I don't know what girlfriend needs to do - but she needs to do it sooner rather than later. They're all at the Fashion Group's 25th Annual Night of Stars.

Yum...mashed potatoes

Here we see Mash-Face Lopez pawning off some awful new signature scent. I wonder if it smells like essence of bangers and mash...hmmm. Or..maybe it just smells like transvestite sweat. Either way....make way for me - cos I'm getting 10 bottles!

Someone put this sack of potatoes out of her misery

I doubt the creators of the Acropolis contemplated that it would one day be desecrated with this mash-face covered in chicken feathers...*rocks backwards and forwards awaiting the return of the model-only-era*

Elisita has a serious soft spot for Posh Spice

Ugh. This is awful. The skin is bad and her face a little too milky white compared with the ochre tones of the rest of her. But I still love her. And I hate that I love her. She's sporting the Farrow-do --> what in a few months it will all be credited to her.

Luckily she's posing next to Mash-Face Lopez...as she could make anyone look good next to her.

LA Fashion Week kicks off

Thick or Thin...it all looks like a mess to me.

Oh dear

...now they're starting too look like each other.