Honestly..

who manages to look this cool while schlepping around getting the shopping. Angie and her supermodel brood. [predicting Zahara to become a supermodel....for sure]

Woah...Angie has....changed over time

to say the least. I almost didn't recognise her during some of the clips, especially one of the blonde clips. Googly eyes!

This is the epitome of cuteness

Angie goes Tom Cruise Couch Jumping Crazy

What pills she been poppin'? Don't tell me she's been getting into Dianetics!

Still in love. Still perfect. Ugh

Brangelina. At the Changeline Premiere and in New Orleans.

Our Saviours have arrived!

I thought the second coming would never be --> but alas, it has occured.
Vivienne Marcheline and Knox Leon Jolie-Pitt have come to earth...and French Moses [aka Mayor Christian Estrosi of Nice, France] held the brith certificates as if they were the missing 11th and 12th commandments.

Angelina has new tats.

Angelina got some Winston Churchill inspired [real] tats for her new film Wanted: "toil and tears". How she manages not to look like a dirty skank is beyond me.

Angelina is amazing

...she's about to pop with twins of all things...and still manages to look incredible.
Melissa Joan Hart should take a leaf out of her book.

Angelina's back for St John

I'd heard she'd been booted off because of dismal sales - but she's back and looking better than ever.

Slow news day? You bet it is :)

Well well well...that was fast.

That bump looks odd on her frame...and Brad needs a serious nap a different colour foundation...but somehow they still look beautiful. They're at the Independent Spirit Awards sans kids.

What Zahara wants...Zahara gets

Kids edition of a mum's Valentino bag? Done. Girlfriend doesn't mess around.

Angie does it again

Every time I start to think that perhaps Angelina's beauty is a little overrated...girlfriend shows me how it's done...



Brad on the other hand...he ugh...needs some sleep.
Brangelina are in Venice.

Angelina's been CGI-d....well.

For the new Beowulf film. Well well well, we've come a long way from Jumangi.





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Bring back the terrible ads please!

I'm sick of the streamlined and beautiful St John/Angelina Jolie Ads....Bring back the crappy Kelly Gray ones!!! They were kwality with a k, and I loved every single one of them.

C'mon, it's a simple question of irresistable...

Versus forgettable...

Angelina is thinner than her pashmina

Poor love


On the other hand...

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Angelina version 2.0

surprisingly not bad actually

In need of photoshop filler

Angie isn't looking her best in her new Esquire shoot. Art director should have filled in some of the deep, dark recesses...