Wednesday, August 31, 2005
Maybe she's a new 'natual transvestites' spokesperson?
I personally find yelling meaningless threats at anyone who is powerless and underage a really therapeutic thing to do...especially just after one's just been impregnated by a homeless bum...I'm sure it's part of the beautiful Kabbalah teachings?
So...the MTV Video Music Awards came and went...did you miss it? Not to worry.It basically just involved:
The prerequisite interchangeable mass of orange and blonde...
And of course the group of (from the left) "I-thought-the-crack-was-complimentary?!?"; "Hillary Duff ain't got nuthin' on me"; and "You-know-you've-hit-a-low-period-when-you-start-channelling-Mandy-Moore...but-I-still-manage-to-look-better-most-people-here"
Tuesday, August 30, 2005
"Team Sienna"...o.k...well if Kimbo's wearing that...then who's selling "Team Daisy, AKA Sack of Potatoes"...because this is WAR.
My modem became possessed yesterday night (wouldn't turn off and wouldn't work)...which is why you got a bit of a paltry update....probably not co-incidental was the fact that I was working on a Kimberly Sterwart post at the time...Kimbo killed my modem!!! :) All seems to be back on track now...
Sunday, August 28, 2005
Who cares if you have to help link him up to an IV drip at nighttime?
Saturday, August 27, 2005
Speaking of ads...hot news is that Mary Kate Olsen is going to become the new spokesperson for Calvin Klein...you know...such an obvious choice...cos that girl is easily the most magnetic, 'people-person' fashion icon I've ever seen since like...Marilyn Monroe.
Friday, August 26, 2005
Wanting Angelina Jolie to play you in that movie because essentially, you believe that you're "prettier than her"...makes me think that perhaps an institution for senile dementia; as opposed to her botox-man, may indeed be the next appropriate stop for Ms Stallone.
Her publicist claims it's an injury from the beach, but that doesn't really work with my headline-creating brilliance...so we'll just ignore the explanation while I post another distraught picture...o.k?
He's obviously found this dance instructor gig because Britney's broke...I'm giving these two a prognosis of 3 months left to live.
Thursday, August 25, 2005
*UPDATE - haha...this wan't a competition...but I'm creating a winner here anyway.
I do know you could not power a children's tricycle with the combined intellectual power represented in the picture. -- Yail Bloor
After serious thought and deliberation however..."she came to the conclusion that, nice as it was to be asked, putting herself up against Hollywood heavyweights wasn't something she was interested in."
Looks like someone didn't even make it to a preliminary audition...I guess it was a shock to poor old Posh when she realised that the film involved reading lines...That's SO nothing to worry about hun...I heard Jenna Jameson wants a co-star...and apparently the lines are minimal and are all ad-libbed. I don't know how it works or what kind of role it is...but maybe you could look into it?
That's funny, I always thought faux-pimp daddies wearing oversize beige clothes were what dreams were made of...
Wednesday, August 24, 2005
As I'm becoming older and wiser, I know see that what I used to think was scary...was really just the equivalent of the sweet little ticket attendant at the freak show...not the actual freak-show act....
Jessica, pictured here yesteday begs the question: Can pervert ex-baptist preachers perform exorcisms?
Tuesday, August 23, 2005
Brad Pitt will be legally free to enjoy
crazy, wild, sex his liasons with Angelina Jolie on October 2, 10 months after he and soon-to-be ex-wife Jennifer Aniston separated. Papers were filed today.
This blog is obviously about big philosophical questions...from that I'm going to smoothly segue into whether anyone has ever wondered what Angie would look like without her lips...do they really maketh the woman?....check it out here.
“Tell me honestly, what does it make me look like that I slept with Alan
Courtney honey this latest antic is the last straw...consider the pure, virginal, delicate image I once had of you, henceforth forever broken. *sob* You've truly broken my faith.
Monday, August 22, 2005
confirming the relationship (thanks George...what other outdated tidbits of wisdom are you going to divulge for us? That the Cold War has ended?) also adding that Angelia is "clued up" ?
Sunday, August 21, 2005
Friday, August 19, 2005
In other news, Angelina has bagged a spot in the medieval epic Beowulf alongside Anthony Hopkins. She'll play some dark queen (when is this girl going to get a Meg Ryan role?) and the actors will appear as animated versions of themselves, a la The Polar Express.
"I have so much love in my heart to give to someone one day and I also want toWonderful...she's apparently also a prude, having a hissy fit in Berlin because she was offended at the nudity and leather at a Berlin fetish show. Those Germans have audacity don't they?...I mean leather of all things...at a fetish club...unforgiveable.
be loved. I am crazy for kids."
I have a feeling that the real problem probably was the fact they didn't let her partake in the show...either that or the club cut her off after her 30th vodka shot.
pictures courtesy of www.splashnews.com
Thursday, August 18, 2005
ashlee pic thanks to www.splashnews.com