Am I the only one with a filthy mind?

When I saw Richie's baby father I was like woah!...and then like...oh...right
Please don't tell me I'm the only one. :) mwahahahaha

Douche Madden and his Tranny Hilton are still in love

...warms the cockles of my heart. Honestly. Reminds of the butterflies in my stomach a few years ago when Paris announced she was engaged.
Kids are in Vegas.