When BAD dresses happen to good people

I like Leona Lewis...sure she's a tad vanilla but she's got a great set of pipes and she seems sweet...but girlfriend is a pear...and what pears DON'T need is weird sparkly flesh-coloured garments that concentrate the diamantes around the hips and thighs and consequently make you look like you've reached Jessica Simpson proportions [too low a blow? j/k].

Honestly though -- who on earth told her that mess was a good idea? Papa Joe?
Girlfriend is at the Grammy Awards.

This girl won some kind of singing competition?

Wow...her new single takes 'sucks' to a new level. She sounds like me at a dingy karaoke at 3am after 5 tequilas....no....I take that back - even passed out on the floor I wouldn't sound as bad as that.

Honestly. This is the destitute man's "Bleeding Love" by Leona Lewis.