Tuesday, January 27, 2009

That's hot..

John Galliano relooks at men's pants for Paris Fashion week. Hawt.

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How in the hell?

How did she score so many mildly cool people to go to her party. Free sacks of coke at the entry?

She's got designer Oliver Theyskens, supermodel Irina Lazareanu, and Dita!

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Maybe I've gone insane with sleep exhaustion...

but [apart fromt he scary back] I think Lindsay looks pretty good here.
May the "feed lindsay lohan" shirts start up again... :)

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Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Strangest thing I've ever seen

Honestly...what the hell is this? Inauguration wedding? Is it just me that finds this bizarre? Only in the States ;)

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Hmm...not trying to be mean

...but if I had a mother that was the doll- perfection that is Christie Brinkley...I'd be pretty damn cranky right now about the gene distribution.

Introducing Christie and Billy Joel's child, Alexa Ray Joel.

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Madge is photoshop-less

errm.
eeek...although, still pretty good for 50 I suppose.

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Monday, January 19, 2009

Perfection

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You know those relationships where you love him a whole lot more than he loves you?

Yup. This is a pictorial view. At the Revolutionary Road premiere.

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Amy is plays Scrabble

C O K E
R
A D D L E D
C
K N U C K L E B U M P


Amy and some random reporter do [what else?] Scrabble.

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Oh Joaquin

Joaquin. I loved you. I really did. I even hated Liv Tyler when she was your GF I loved you so much. I even loved you after I saw you in that film where you become a necrophiliac with Kate Winslet. But this dropdead homeless look. Joaquin -- you're pushing it. I mean it this time.

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Friday, January 16, 2009

Agyness Dean and boyf of the moment do a shoot

I really don't know who actually cares about this partnership. From the spread you'd think they were as epic a couple as Grace Kelly and Carey Grant or something. But alas -- we're in tough current times I suppose, where the most exciting partnership is along the lines of Lilo and Sam.

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The Kate does Miu Miu

...and looks less awful than usual. Miu Miu does have a habit of photoshopping their 'actresses' to death. Think Lindsay Lohan's stint in 2007... still - girlfriend does a good job of channelling her FABFF [fellow alien best friend forever] - Posh Spice.

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Tuesday, January 13, 2009

How Embarassment!

Brangelina diss Seacrest...badly.

I totally missed the memo

Who knew psychotic schoolteacher was the new black?
Just beautiful. Renee couldn't have looked more hideous had she really and truly tried.

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Congrats Kate!

Winner: Best Actress in Revolutionary Road + Best Supporting Actress for the Reader.

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Sunday, January 11, 2009

Ugh. Ugh. Ugh.

Imagine waking up to this every morning? Honestly. It's like Gremlins 2009. It's even worse than Lisa Rinna's gob - and I didn't think that was even possible.

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I feel a coke binge coming on

Poor dear -- rumours are that she's all cut-up about Heath.
How will she get back onto the catwalk for Feb asks Elisita? She's got about as much chance as I do.

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Wednesday, January 07, 2009

Elisita likes the Kate

*sigh*. I really wish I didn't. But she just looks so.damn.cool. Doing a cover of all things.
Hmm. Maybe 2009 has softened me up a bit.

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