When Photoshop Goes bad

Mr Darcy!!! Why has your head been surgically reattached after neck-removal-surgery? Ferris Bueller!!! Are you now going for a George Costanza morphs into a toad look? My guess is that they're both trying to appear as unattractive as possible so they can avoid being the main love interest for perenially pinched HHunt.

Woah! Helen --> what happened?

Personally - she always looked like a miserable pinched school teacher to me - but still - girlfriend looks ravaged. At least she doesn't look like an facelifted-alien I guess.