Trifecta of FUG

Oh man, the Hiltons and Fuggie Fug in one photo -- is this armageddon?

The Buy Katy and Mischa a mirror FUND

When beautiful faces meet bad dresses.

Katy - I can see your spanx - and your breasts apparently can see me! Nice. Also just a memo, that you are not Dita Von Teese.

...and Mischa - we've had this discussion before. I feel like buying you a lawnmower.

Squinty gets Fuggy

Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. To everything the sleeves, the hair, the super-taut skin, the squint, the pout, the dress. Ugh. Renee is at the premiere of Appaloosa.

Diane Keaton this girl ain't

I don't know what exactly Mischa's going for. Perhaps a mix of Diane Keaton meets Julia Roberts in Steel Magnolias sprinkled with a helluva lot of depareration at a down-the-gurgler film career. I'm concerned about the whole gettup, including the southern-tramp top, the baggy white pants and the crispy hair.

It's like Jessica Simpson on Ritalin...which I need not iterate...is.bad.

I know how you feel Chris

...honestly. I'd look a lot worse if I had to wake up to the nightmare that is G-whine-th as well...
Chris is perfomoring in the 2008 Pemberton Music Festival in British Columbia. Hmm.

Honestly - there are trannies on my street that are more attractive than this

...and that's no joke. I live in tranny-central and Paris would get beat down if she walked on my street past midnight for trying to reign on these chicas turf...that and the fact that she's fugly-rama

Elisita doesn't need to see this

Honestly. I was traumatised by my last Nikki Cox post- but at least in that post - her face wasn't melting off, as it appears to be now. Quick Nikki - go find your nearest freezer before it all falls into a puddle at your 80 year old feet.

[sorry about the thumbnails guys - imageshack has died on me for the time being and at the moment I haven't been able to find an image hosting that's up to par with it...thanks]

Not even millions can make Nikki look normal

Girlfriend looks like she was bashed with the 'special' stick...and to think for a while there I thought she was pretty. She's currently in South Korea pimping some new high-end version of her Chick-line: Nicholai. And by high-end I mean going from backalley streetwalker to main road streetwalker.

Heather Wildenstein?!? --? What happened?

Heather Heather Heather --> wtf is going on love?





just to show you it's her.

photo credit

Blondes have more FUG

Someone tell Jessica its only ironic when you don't ACTUALLY look like a transseexual

PROOF. From 2007.

Gwyneth looks Fug...again

I'm sorry, I know I'm a little obsessed...but I can't get over how fug she looks...you can tell Liz Hurley is just loving the posing next to her...Gwhineth looks like she's wearing an ill-fitting dress made by her non-sartorially-inclined mother --> for a 1980s prom. In reality they're at the Breast Cancer Research Foundation’s Hottest Pink Party Ever in NYC.

OMG....WTF has Lara Flynn Boyle done to her face?

My goodness, does she have Priscilla Presley's plastic surgeon?!? What happened to her. She was never beautiful in my books, but she was fresh faced and cute! Right now she looks like a valium-soaked 75 year old.





Priscilla - her sister?



Lara in the good ol' days.

Nothing can really save Brooke Hogan

I don't say this about too many people, but this girl makes my stomach turn. Would have to be one of the fugliest people I've ever seen. That being said, her last few outings haven't made me projectile vomit. Girl has gone under the knife imo...not that it makes a helluva difference.