A bit of chunk-a-lunk to start your working week

I know I'm being a bit mean...but seriously. These people can afford to work full-time on themselves! I just don't understand. They even have enough money to go on a permanent coke-diet :) No excuses! :)

Jessica tries to channel Jackie O, Marilyn, and Grace Kelly

but ahh....FAIL. It's not as bad as most of her shoots...but still a fail.

Elisita is making a prediction

I reckon Jessica Simpson is pregnant. I know...not terribly interesting and SOOO US magazine...but IMO...certain body parts don't lie...and I'm not talking hips.

Ermm. Old news I know...but still, what happened?

From this:



to this. Golly.

Someone tell Jessica its only ironic when you don't ACTUALLY look like a transseexual

PROOF. From 2007.

Roadkill?

Girlfriend is looking beat down...and by beat down I actually mean streetwalker.

US Weekly ponders the deep questions

...personally, I find the question "Why does PeteDoherty have to inject heroin into his eyeballs?" a lot more relevant, but hey...why these transvestites can't find a blind man is a valid and important question as well.

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree...

I for one am quite glad that both Jessica and her mother could lead quite lucrative lives as non-blow-up sex dolls. She's at the Miami fashion week launching her new swimwear line. Fascinating I know.

Jessica is the new Spears

...well, the poor man's version in any case. If only K-Fed were single...hang on!

J-Simp at Cannes

...Kirsty Alley anyone?

Rounding up all men!

Someone's developed a cool new blow-up doll. Very life-like, albeit a little plasticky around the breasts and face. I've even heard it talks, albeit non-sensical rubbish. Comes with a 'sister' model...but that's still under development. You can inflate the size of her breasts and lips at will too! How's that for fun. Guaranteed a good time.

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