Have I gone insane?

But wasn't Katy Perry like REALLY pretty once upon a time?
Who is this wonky-eyed-dita-gone-wrong?

The Buy Katy and Mischa a mirror FUND

When beautiful faces meet bad dresses.

Katy - I can see your spanx - and your breasts apparently can see me! Nice. Also just a memo, that you are not Dita Von Teese.

...and Mischa - we've had this discussion before. I feel like buying you a lawnmower.

Blonde Christian obviously wasn't good enough

...Katy Perry obviously felt she needed more oomph. And by oomph I mean getting your tits out, going brunette, and pretending to be gay. Who knew that was all it took?

Uhh...Katy Perry can't sing

Girlfriend may be pretty, and a rather cool fashion sense...but she can't sing. She reminds me of that girl in karaoke who is really drunk, singing off key in a duet with you, and all you want her to do is pass out so you can finish the song by yourself. Not that that's ever happened to me...

Girlfriend should stick to plastering her rack.