If you wanted to see the poor Rhianna beatup pic.

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It's not pretty :(

Literal

Rhianna is whoring out her new umbrella range...imaginative

The mess that was the American Music Awards

We had the 'bow-top' ---which did not a top make.



Vomit-lame





Some kind of symbolic/literal virgin-suicide dress. Being chocked to death by flowers?!? Who designs these things?

MTV Awards rundown

There was the whol hullabaloo about Paris going to the awards and then trotting off to jail...

My more pertinent question is: Can getting bashed up in jail fix the damn wonk?

The why-is-she-looking-so-much-better-these-days? Cameron Diaz

My new favourite, mildly greasy LA Barbie, Posh Spice.

Rhianna, the Bratz doll

What happens when you go for the Bratz look and you DON'T look like Rhianna

Someone-got-a-surgery-top-up Fergie

and of course, the mess that is Amy Winehouse.