More wierd videos - involving lame drinks

This time with supermodel Agyness Deyn. Thanks Miriam for the heads up :)

Ummm..WTF

WTF is going on here? being DEAD serious? weird alien brides, cute kids, strange unzipping of dresses? umm..I'm really kind of confused...and need to go sit in a dark corner for a while and rock myself back to normality. It makes Mulholland Drive seem like a Spot the Dog story.

FYI, it's nicole kidman's new schweppes commercial.

Anyone else seen this ad? Sydney siders only.

God. I'm seeing this Napoleon ad around Sydney everywhere? I thought it was for the Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras but it's not. It's a woman...a model..who just happens to look like a dude...and it's following me around Syndey...and (s)he's freaking me out.
You should see it in large billboards. Eek.

Vintage Advertising

"It's toasted" baby
Mwahaha.

Smart Water is NOT Burberry!!!

Honestly. They've got to stop peddling this like some kind of beautiful Hampton-esque luxury product. Bad.

"I love the reflection of water...but what I drink is a reflection of me" WTF? Honestly, I'd rather go to bloody Crazy Hathaway's psychic masseuse than drink anything endorsed by Maniston.

Maniston could be photoshopped to high heaven but could never even aspire to be a poor man's Kate Moss. Couldn't even be her toenail.

Why is every GenY and his dog pimping themselves out for WALMART?

God...I know they're all talentless --> but at least whore yourself out to something crappy but not MORTIFYINGl --> like Calvin Klein Jeans or Guess or something.
If this is the future kill me now.

Part of the lineup is Josie Maran (didn't she have a proper career?), Christina Milan, Wilmer, Pete from FAll Out Boy, and the amazingly talented Rumer Willis.

Angelina's back for St John

I'd heard she'd been booted off because of dismal sales - but she's back and looking better than ever.

Slow news day? You bet it is :)

In the absence of other news

I thought I'd share with you my new favourite ad. I don't watch television - so I've only really seen it on YouTube...but I love it.
BTW...I in no way shape or form am associated with the bank or anything like that - promise!

Whose GD legs are they?

Mariah launches her own perfume...and that random model looks kind of o.k.
Let's be thankful that Mimi didn't go down the typically egoistic route of placing herself in the ad...that would have required many hours of photoshop...

I'm also really glad that they went for a really realistic jungle-shoot. Those overly stylised shots are so passe afterall.




The real legs.

Bring back the terrible ads please!

I'm sick of the streamlined and beautiful St John/Angelina Jolie Ads....Bring back the crappy Kelly Gray ones!!! They were kwality with a k, and I loved every single one of them.

C'mon, it's a simple question of irresistable...

Versus forgettable...

Sisley tries...hard

I don't know. It kind of works...it kind of doesn't. I'd say it blows...but that would just be pathetic. Problem is, it's just trying so hard to create some kind of controversy.



Are they also trying to do a homage to the Lindsay-knife episode? --snoozefest.