Speidi got married

I know right? Who cares.

Most PC weding video ever

...I bet you didn't know that gayelles only hold hands and cuddle. There's not even a kiss! Methinks we have a long way to go.

Who knew...and who cares?

Hi Guys,
Apparently Jenna Bush is getting married.
I know...who cares.
Still, her mother got 12 designers to pitch for her wedding dress.

In Spanish, there's a saying about a monkey...that it can wear whatever it likes...but a monkey it will always stay...or something.

1.Vera Wang - Vera...take note from Elisita...Jenna is not 6ft-tall...assymetrial layer cake is.not.the.way.forward.
2. J. Mendel - detachable legs....I like it.
3. Arnold Scaasi - you don't want this job...do you?
4. Carlos Miele - can we say 1980s?
5. Amsale - princess look 1990s anyone?
6. Carmen Marc Valvo - toilet-roll doll look. Could be cool...quick question -- need one necessarily be a pea-head to pull off the look?
7. Angel Sanchez - anorexic. sloucher. drop-dead-before-the-aisle. ..chic-arama.
8. Badgley Mischka - BRATZ doll...see #3.
9. Nicole Miller - snore.
10. Lela Rose - every girl wants to look like a giant dome for their wedding. Perfection.
11. Marc Bouwer - yeah...generally shapeless with beautiful accents on linebacker shoulders...sublime.
12. Oscar de la Renta - gimme! seriously.

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The bride wore the cake?

Well, aren't we excited pseudo model Erica Baxter finally nabbed Australian billionaire James Packer?...yeah me neither. To celebrate, she apparently jumped into the tiered wedding cake...unless someone actually designed this $100,000 mess.




There were rumours that Tom Cruise would officiate the Scientologist wedding service and that the following traditional Scientologist vows would be used:

"Now James, girls need clothes and food and tender happiness and frills, a pan, a comb, perhaps a cat. All caprice if you will, but still they need them."

"Hear well, sweet Erica, for promise binds. Young men are free and may forget. Remind him that you may have necessities and follies, too."

Romantic indeed.

Did I miss something?

What's going on? Liz Hurley got married and she looks like she's just come out of a Pleasures ad. I thought there was going to a be a crazy Indian wedding on the cards where everyone from Posh to Elton John were upset because she was making everyone wear a pink sari, or something very complicated like that...

Are you telling me the tabloids concoceted the entire story? I need to lie down.

Congratulations in any case.