Met Costume Gala

Brought to you by the perfection that is the Kate Moss goddess.



One of the Olsen gnomes doing her best to channel Donna Karan/90s gucci


The absolute perfection that is Gisele



The "when did she become a man exactly?" brooke shields



Hurley who once had it...and has now lost it...and seems desperate to get it back



Err...unsupported Kirsten Dunst



and various other fodder

Definition time: HOT MESS

MK always steps up to the HM plate. Always.
Now that's she's not anorexic she has to do the cheek-sucking thing to gain attention and look sexy. Needless to say it TOTALLY works :)
THe boyf looks a little dubious too...he must be thinking...are the potential BILLIONS truly worth it? :)

So this is what a few billion dollars lands you...

super hotness.
*sigh*
Ashey and her new squeeze traipsing around NYC.
Anyone got a couple of billion handy?

This is how billionairesses party?

Looks just like a regular, flannel-shirted house party to me. Vomit, random groping and all.

Beyonce Olsen?

Beyonce Olsen in Portofino.


Shot at 1969-12-31

Honestly...what is this?

I'm not sure why the art editor of 'YOU' magazine has decided to go for the 'young white virgin is really eternally damned and takes your soul' look but uh...I think it can successfully be voted in as the scariest magazine cover of all time.

(credit)

MKO unfugs for a bit

Not sure exactly what's going on here. There's talk that she got some work done. It's looking suspiciously like Angelina Jolie's Tomb-Raider-tan, but who knows?
Personally I'm just glad I no longer feel like my soul is being taken away when I look into her eyes.

Before:

Now:


and just for fun...a bit of vintage MKOlsen.

(thanks for the pickup guys...the older pic I posted up was the other)