Photoshop does good things to Alba

Well - not if you happen to like hips I suppose. These are some [as good as] before and after shots of her Campari shoot.




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J-Alba has a second breast issue

The lovely Justin picked up on this one, in the Australian Dec edition of Cleo - photoshopper obviously got a little too excited with one and forgot the other. Now we know why the woman looks damn miserble all the time.

Seriously...'actresses' should be banned from photoshoots

This totally, totally sucks. Jessica Alba is neither a good actor, nor a good model..and worst of all, she's always whingeing about being chased by the media, and being latina in hollywood, and not fitting in and blah wah blah. She better go underground after she pops out child or I'm going to have an episode. From the March issue of Latina magazine.




Special needs child anyone? I'm talking about Alba...not the baby.





Seriously...someone give me a break...

Jessica Alba is like...so smart.

There is NOTHING incongruent about posing for a cover photo and "wanting to be invisible"...right?