Wednesday, November 30, 2005
While Linda Hamilton, the tough nut from the Terminator appears to have shed her tough-waoman image in favour for more of a Kirstie Alley look...a wonderful life's achievement I'm sure you'll all agree.
Someone pass her whiskey bottle immediatley! Or at least introduce her to Pete Doherty...
Monday, November 28, 2005
Apparently there was a rumour going around that Kelly Osbourne was quitting the music industry...
I'm guessing this spread in a similar way the rumour that I was quitting the modelling business spread.
How can you quit a business you're not even in? What has she ever 'sung' since her rather paltry Madonna cover? This is a bit of a Dennnis Quaid moment I feel.
But I know you were all worried your Ipod's would be left bare with the removal of such a musical virtuoso...and I can only console you all with the fact that she is alive and has just recorded...of all things Cyndi Lauper's "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"...an achievement indeed.
That being said...the tried and true wildcard for a struggling publicity whore remains the same (no actual male required)...and here we see Li-Lo using it today... now that the card is once again free.
Oh...and the 'hip' nanny tagged along too....
Sunday, November 27, 2005
Saturday, November 26, 2005
"When a woman isn't feeling good about herself and you combine that with her
period, eventually she'll ask you if you like her body. You have to say no... I
Quite simply Chris...heterosexual men placate...their penis' depend on it...This guys' 15 minute comeback must be over soon...I'm just waiting for him to 'creatively dabble' in the gay porn industry...artistic purposes of course.
Friday, November 25, 2005
What I don't understand...is that the whole deal with Scientology is that once you reach OTVII you pretty much turn into a superhuman...and can bend the laws of physics etc...so surely acquiring ultrasound-vision wouldn't be that much of a stretch...I mean...these are people who after all can supposedly physically fly to other galaxies...
Wednesday, November 23, 2005
Teri seriously needs to create a no-close-up-unless-an-army-of-photoshop-assistants-are-within-50m clause in her contract...either that...or she needs to just dedicate herself to the C-grade horror films...any director would love her...talk about budget-saving on masks.
Tuesday, November 22, 2005
Can someone stop me saying; what could possibly be construed as, nice things about Jessica Simpson? Damn celebrities in Africa...gets you every time.
Monday, November 21, 2005
(let's ignore the Mystic Tan disaster)
and as always...the ugly...but in this case...I'd have to say the famous one is the most difficult to stomach...big noses to me are no crime...but ugly trying to be pretty, ugly who has spent thousands of dollars in surgery, ugly who looks just a few procedures away from looking like ET's sister, that...is unforgiveable.
Sunday, November 20, 2005
Friday, November 18, 2005
"It would be great if you just tell me what sex was like with Jennifer Aniston."
he blabbered on:
"Well, yeah, exactly. But see, in my position, you're just like, whatever.
There's nothing more that can come out of talking about that stuff."
This doesn't sound like a man who is in raptures and willing to drop everything and take on an adoptive family...but then again...Vince is no Brad, and Jennifer...well...there are doubts on a more anatomical level there...if you know what I mean.